smackjockey

usually to describe someones stupidity or their neverending love for football or just a dumbass that looks pretty ugly and has concrete slabs.

i know a smackjockey we call him Josh Pezzi B/c his teeth look like their doining backflips and their concrete slabbed

by Josh Beier December 23, 2003

smackjockey

an insult commonly used towards jocks that smack each other in the ass "smack jockey" but anyone can call anyone a smack jockey use it once see if you like it

shut the fuck up smack jockey

by Beier December 28, 2003

smartjova

Sexyness, in black gay male form.

I haven't been fucked by a SmartJova in a while.

by Jonathan February 7, 2003

Smart Jock

Nonexistent. You're smart, or you're a jock.

There's no such thing as a Smart Jock.

by Dan Fab December 7, 2005

smartjova

Gayness, in black form.

Man, he's so SmartJova it's sick.

by Not Jonathan February 7, 2003

smartjunk

The bulge in your front pocket from carrying around an iPhone or Android.

I lost my phone when I was carrying it in a holster, but now I am carrying it smartjunk-style

by bgutz November 22, 2010

Smartocarlocky

Used in replace for any word or saying.

How was your day today?
It was pretty smartocarlocky!

by Dubstep48 November 10, 2020