shartcut

When you take the quicker way home even though it goes through some sketchy neighborhoods because you're about to fill your pants.

I would rather risk my life taking a shartcut through Grove Street than risk my britches going home the long way, bro.

by Deathrea November 20, 2020

Shartcuterie

A combining of random foods resembling a charcuterie but somehow all wrong. Ie. Brussel sprouts, salami, and Nutella.

Uh oh, I didn’t feel like cooking n ate myself a shartcuterie.

by Pwoggg March 14, 2021

Smartcastic

A genius form of sarcasm. Combination of sarcastic and smart.

I didn't mean anything by it. I was being smartcastic!

by Hoosiermomma August 29, 2011

smartjunk

The bulge in your front pocket from carrying around an iPhone or Android.

I lost my phone when I was carrying it in a holster, but now I am carrying it smartjunk-style

by bgutz November 22, 2010

ShortCunt

When you’re being a bit of a cock, and messing up your words.

There are no Shortcunts to victory.

by ContCrusader June 6, 2017

sarcuntic

To encompass someone who is being both sarcastic and a cunt at the same time.

"Bill, there's no need to be so sarcuntic......you cunt

by nashy the bastard November 29, 2017

shartcult

a really swag group of people on instagram that is classified as the best group of friends on instagram as of 130 B.C

osomatsu: do you like shartcult
jyushimatsu: waga baba bobo

by sky 😈 November 11, 2019