smackjockey

usually to describe someones stupidity or their neverending love for football or just a dumbass that looks pretty ugly and has concrete slabs.

i know a smackjockey we call him Josh Pezzi B/c his teeth look like their doining backflips and their concrete slabbed

by Josh Beier December 23, 2003

smackjockey

an insult commonly used towards jocks that smack each other in the ass "smack jockey" but anyone can call anyone a smack jockey use it once see if you like it

shut the fuck up smack jockey

by Beier December 28, 2003

SockMonkey

A Ho that like to do crack!

she aint nothing but a SOCKMONKEY!

by Show February 6, 2005

spacemonkey

Underground Cult Website.
The word came about after naming a picture on a table apparently.

That should be used on spacemonkey

by MH February 15, 2005

smack monkey

Someone who is dependent on heroin.
Especially one who is non-athletic and avoids conflict.
See: Smackhead

Kid: Mummy! Why is that man selling his shoes?
Mum: Just ignore him, honey! He's a dirty little smack monkey.

by leimagnus September 25, 2013

Spankmonkey

A Spankmonkey is a creature which requires or needs to be spanked due to its incredible stupidity. These 'things' are often 'caring' for, or are in the 'care' of fucktardsGloidsormongs Residential Social Worker = Spankmonkey..stero-typically speaking. Not all RSW's are Spankmonkeys but those that aren't Spankmonkeys are rare and seldom observed in public. These are often refered to as 'Doctor'.

Well rare mate! I spoke to an RSW today and she wasn't a Spankmonkey! Must be a trainee Doctor!

by Mr Henderson Smith February 13, 2009

suckmonkey

noun/verb/adjective. something is putrid, repugnant

I got an F, but the teacher is a suckmonkey. -or- You broke your arm? th is so suckmonkey

by Ewizzle October 15, 2003