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Slytherin

It's the best house and we all know it.
Slytherin is the best house
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Scytheon244hz

He’s good at literally every first person shooting game known 😂
Scytheon244hz is insane at video games
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Slytherin

The Slytherin house is one of the most misunderstood house in the books of Harry Potter. Slytherin students have Ambition, Cunning and Resourcefulness. They also value tradition and are born leaders. It is a plus that they are sexy too.

There are many of mixed blood purities in the house. Snape and Tom Riddle were both Half bloods as was Pansy's best friend. There were also a few Muggle borns as mentioned in the DH book.

Slytherin has long since changed from being a pureblood haven and only dishing out bad wizards.
Notable good wizards from Slytherin are Andromeda Tonks and Horace Slughorn.

Slytherins also love hufflepuffs as they are fluffy.

Slytherins are as smart as Ravenclaws but darker, as powerful as Gryffindors but think before they leap and are loyal to their family and friends like a Hufflepuff.

Never tell a Slytherin they aren't a true Slytherin.

Every Slytherin will be led to greatness.

Merlin was a Slytherin one of the greatest muggle rights activist.
Slytherin people are so freaking awesome

The Slytherin dorm is under a lake! That is like a free aquarium without having to pay a stupid fee. Put your finger on the window and see if a fish follows it.
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Slatherfest

To slather Jif peanut butter all over one's body for sexual purposes. This can be done with a partner, in a group, or even by one's self. One can try this with Skippy or the generic brand, but the taste and consistency of Jif far surpasses these cheap substitutes. It has the unique ability to be able to go into cracks and crevices much better. A nice glass of cold milk should always be on hand when "Slatherfesting"
Slatherfests can get quite out of hand, The Valentine's Day Slatherfest of 2007 resulted in 12 hospitalizations.
"What did you do last night?"
"Dude, it was a slatherfest, I'll probably have Jif dingleberry for a week
by Nik Balash May 18, 2009
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Scythe

It's used as an adjetive to describe something cooler than the coolest you can ever think of. It's beyond awesome. It's supercool! When words like cool and awesome aren't enough, scythe comes around and saves the day. Not to be overused.
This techno song is scythe!
This secret rave is scythe.
by HawaiianPunch1 October 5, 2012
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Cold Slither

The musical band formed by Cobra comrades in the "G.I. Joe" cartoon to hypnotize their listeners and turn them to evil.
"Cold Slither, you'll be joing us soon. A band of vipers playin' a tune."
by Todd Weberlinski December 13, 2003
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Slytherin

A sexy ass house at Hogwarts where the bitches get shit done.
LOOK AT THAT FINE PIECE OF SLYTHERIN ASS.
by ohhhhhhhhh December 11, 2010
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