semen slurper

a person who enjoys a nice warm cup of semen soup. they slurp it all down

wow dat hoe a semen slurper fo sho.

by john tyler October 26, 2006

Chord Slurper

1. The thing in an older model of vacuums that "slurps" the chord back into the vacuum.

2. Someone who performs oral pleasures on a male, (as in "slurping" the "chord.")

Ex.

Robert - I hate these new kinds of vacuums, you know? Like, at least the old ones had chord slurpers on them.
Hannah - A what?
Robert - You know, one of those things that slurps the chord back into the vacuum so I don't have to do it my self.

by ozzythefish June 3, 2009

Blacktop Slurper

A Blacktop Slurper can be someone who gives a blowjob to someone either during recess or P.E. But it also can be defined as pulling off to the side of the road and having your dick sucked.

"Hey Joey guess what happened at recess yesterday?"
"No way did you get a Blacktop Slurper!"
"Hell yeah I did Joey!"
"You are a legend man"

by Ricky Man Bobby June 16, 2017

slunderwear

A pair of particularly scandalous or slutty panties; like the tiny, black lace, completely see-through ones that you feel awkward washing with the rest of your clothes because they are just that sexual, or Heaven forbid you use a public laundry room and they should fall out of the pile onto the floor before a crowd of judgmental eyes...or your mom.

Kathy made the unfortunate mistake of wearing slunderwear under her dress on a breezy day.

by xXIwearconservativepantiesXx July 15, 2009

smurder

a word meaning to murder with extreme style . a stylish murder

bitch i will smurder you

by 5in1 killa April 8, 2005

Slunder

How snails move. Because they don't run, slide or slither. So they slunder, which is all three.

1. "My pet snail slundered away."

2. "My pet snail ran away."
"You mean slundered.

by Hollie and Alda June 17, 2009

Slop-Slurper

Someone who follows you around the block and gets with all the girls/guys you've been with, one after another. Maybe this person thinks that he/she is gonna one up you by fucking her/him a little harder than you did. Maybe this person just doesn't have taste in sexual partners and they have to look to you as the decision maker. Maybe in some sick, strange way, he/she just wants to BE you. Maybe it's just a coincidence.

"Man, I had this mothafuckin' slop-slurper tryna be all up on my shit for months man. Three bitches. Three bitches. Motherfucker heard I broke up with Lashay and I could see the fuckin' look in his eyes already. Man, mothafuckin' slop-slurper all up on my shit crampin' my style. Slurpin' that sloppy seconds like a mothafucka."

by marrowbones December 4, 2009