SlowVertake

the art of overtaking another vehicle (usually a motorbike overtaking a car or cars) as slowly as possible with almost no acceleration to speak of so as to selfishly get what you want while simultaneously maximizing the inconvenience of everyone around you (especiallyy the 4 guys behind you who'd really like to and could also overtake if you would just speed up or get the fuck out of the way!).

Question Guy: Why are you late?

Answer Guy: I got stuck behind this douchebag who was an absolute master of the SlowVertake. I swear every car on the way here was doing 40kmh and he overtook all of them at 41kmh max without letting anyone get by him. Fucking prick... Hope he dies in a fire.

by spuncer September 25, 2010

slowvertaking

The incredibly frustrating habit of older drives to occupy the overtaking lane on the road while going at a speed way below the limit; thus making the road effectively single-laned.

Jim was late for work because he got stuck behind a slowvertaking nun in the outside lane.

by hargo October 7, 2009

Slowvato

a (not so) affectionate nickname for Novato, California in NorCal

Petaluma kid: hey where u from?

Novato kid: slowvato

Petaluma kid: oh that sucks

Novato kid: yeah, but at least i don't go to Novato High

by Golo230 September 13, 2020

Slowver

One whom lies about everything, incessantly tags a certain tv personality on Facebook, loses large sums of money by getting catfished online and always keeps a pen clipped to his or her shirt around the neck area all while having Cookie Monster eyes.

That boy is butt hurt and becoming a slowver wit his bitch ass

by Ole Dirty Bastard February 7, 2019

Slowwield

Having insufficient brain power.

He is a slowwield having a room-temperature I.Q.

by anonymous May 7, 2022