Sloppopotamus 

A cross between a slop tart and a hippopotamus

Deena is SUCH a sloppopotamus

Sloppopotamus by NewfieKane March 14, 2011

slopopotamus 

a fat chick acting sloppy, regardless of where she is

What a slopopotamus

slopopotamus by thomasbelvader March 4, 2011

Sofapotamus 

A large rotund person who resides on a sofa for the better part of the day. A Sedentary person who typically resists movement except for sustenance.

During football season I cant help but become a sofapotamus.

Sofapotamus by rvanscotter March 8, 2009

sloppopotamus 

A Slop Tart and a Hippopotamus Put Together---as seen on the Jersey Shore.

Dat girl be retardly drunk--what a sloppopotamus.

sloppopotamus by sloptard March 17, 2011

Sloppopotamus 

1. A hot mess.

2. All over the place and drunk.

Damn son you seen that chick, she was a sloppopotamus! She was all over the place!

Sloppopotamus by Infamous252 March 5, 2011

Smokapotamus 

A person who smokes ALOT of weed.

"Damn, my wife is burnin that shit like a smokapotamus"

"Hide your shit here comes smokapotamus"

"i've been makin mad cash from that smokapotamus down the street"

Smokapotamus by R1029 October 4, 2006

Sloppapotamus 

Popularized by "The Situation" from Jersey Shore. "The Situation" defines it as a combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus

The Situation: "Deena turns into the Sloppapotamus of the house. Combination of a slop tart and a hippopotamus put together. Sloppa... sloppa... ssssloppatopudus?"

Sloppapotamus by everyfuckingnameisalreadybeing March 6, 2011