slothario

A shiftless ladies man or a lazy player. A guy who can have his pick of the ladies, but would rather lay on the couch and play videogames all day.

That dude could have any woman he wants, but he's too much of a slothario to do anything about it.

by gabbyr July 4, 2008

sloota

This is the german word for slut. In ancient times, if one was to go to a brothel they would ask for a the finest sloota in the land. She would come with an assortment of chesse and meat.

Dear Diary- "Renner's mom is such a sloota. She slept with Bob Barker and Jay Leno last night."

by Elle Esse July 6, 2007

Slooth

A evil cousin of the sloath. Resulted when a mutation formed in the Sloath's chromosome 4761. Can be identified by its long slinky arms, razor-sharp claw, that daunting smile, and slenderman face. Pray that you will never meet it. Once you become its target, you can't run or hide. It will come and kill you. If you do, just beg its whatever-conscience-it-has-left for mercy. Wants complete-world domination.

Spread the word about the slooth and sloaths to warn everyone about their killing instincts. Just make sure they don't find out it's you who is spreading the word or they will murder you in an unspeakable way.

by sex-&-slytherin February 11, 2014

danky-sloohah

A person (usually a girl) without a scrap of class, characterized by chunky platforms, bad blonde highlights, tramp-stamp, and a cookie-cutter "Laguna Beach"-esque personality. The worst breed of the So-Cal bro-ho, the skank who thinks she's, like, oh my gawd, so fashionable.

"That girl is a danky-sloohah."

by sheshakes September 18, 2008

Line Slooth

When there is a painfully long cash register line at a local grocery/convenience store, it is common practice for another cashier to open another register. Blinded by the thrill and excitement of an open register, the line-goers have what one would call a store-gasm and rush to the other line, leaving less to zero people in the previous line. A Line Slooth is one who cleverly waits back and watches condescendingly at the fools who rush to the new line.

Annie: Hey, how'd you check out so fast? There was a huge line.
Bob: They opened up a new register. Naturally there was a rush to the new register so I waited back and was the only one left in the first line.
Annie: Classic Line Slooth!

by theLineSlooth September 15, 2011

Slooth

Both slick and smooth at the same time.

A: (Comment about how they screwed up)
B: (sarcastic) Slooth(!)

by TehNavi February 3, 2010

sloothie

word for skank, when used directly at the object being accused. sloo

"you're such a sloothie!"

by ohgosh. August 17, 2006