pong slong

Pong Slong is something you get when you have stink dick

I got some pong slong after fucking that chick last night

by RUGETPUP October 29, 2015

Slongker

A male or female with an abnormally large penis whose bulge is often visible.

Example1
Girl1: Ewww, I would never date that guy.
Girl2: Well i know i would. See that bulge in his pants? He's clearly a slongker.
Girl1: Well now that you mention it....

Example2
Guy1: Gosh I don't know what to do. My dick keeps hitting my knee when i run.
Guy2: Gross man, I don't want to hear your slongker problems.

Example3
Guy1: That girl over there is totally a slongker.
Guy2: I didnt know girls had penises.
Guy1: ...They dont...usually.
Guy2: Wha?

by I3loop April 9, 2014

Happy Slonac

The act of lying naked in bed with another person and not touching them; restraint from contact is meant to produce a euphoric sensation. In reality, the sensation is one of taking a mallet to one's own genitals.

"Did your date go well, Jimbo?"
"It was outstanding! We ripped it up on the dance floor at the Baden-Baden Club, and afterwards, we headed back to my place for a Happy Slonac! I think she's a keeper..."

by Gription October 23, 2012

slong long

A big dick that it used for sucking

Michael stuck his slong long in joe

by Cocksucker300 January 17, 2018

Slonk

Guzzling raw eggs in large quantities

"I will slonk 36 eggs and gain 50 pounds"

by TheoCurrance January 21, 2022

Sloner

someone who only smokes weed alone

mainly because of extreme paranoia and social anxiety

they may also just want to escape reality and be in their own world

swim: for someone whos buys plenty of weed iv never seen you stoned

leo: i told you already im a muthafuckin sloner!

swim:...wheres my cash?

leo: alright lets smoke

by fuckinleo December 9, 2008

SlongDaConda

Lances big dick

Damn!!! It Slongdaconda

by ImNotRacistKKK February 1, 2014