snoilet

a snake in a toilet ready to bite when your ass touches the toilet

omg i got bit by snoilet as i sat down to shart.

by sharty January 29, 2021

Soiletheus

The Jaoist tradition tells of Soiletheus and his role in the Jaoist pantheon. Later synonymous with the Anti-J (Anok) in the New Jackist Testament.

According to the ancient legend, Soiletheus stole the first slug of excrement from Xanus (chief Jaoist diety). Xanus found himself irate and chose to punish all men by cursing each of them with an anus so that they would never forget.

Scholars have suggested that the Grecian tale of Prometheus is cognate, or possibly may have even had its origins here.

"He was mad at that moment with the spirit of Soiletheus. For it was apparent that no man's trousers should ever sag so horribly," (Noctes Excrementi).

"The heathen Jaoist priest gripped the wooden idol of Soiletheus. Then, without shame, demonstrated to onlookers how capacious his toga truly was," (Journal of a Crusader)

by Pierre July 27, 2005

Shoilet

A combination shower and toilet. Using the shower to either urinate or defecate in.

As in:

John: "Man, I really have to take a piss, but I need to get ready for work."

Mary: "That's ok, John. Just use the shoilet!"

by suz_q666 March 3, 2010

skoilet

Skibidi toilet

I love my brand new skoilet

by Mr skibidi toilet May 15, 2024

Stoilet

When your mom calls it a toilet and your dad calls it a stool so you call it a stoilet

I need to use the stoilet,I have to pee so bad.

by Cristy professional butt wiper February 9, 2025

tibidi skoilet

The reverse of skibidi toilet and an amazing argument to the masses of iPad kids who can't not have cheeto dust on their fingers. ever.

A use in a civil conversation: "I do indeed dabble in a good amount Tibidi Skoilet from time to time,"
A possible math equation using Tibidi Skoilet: "Tibidi Skoilet > Skibidi Toilet,"
A completely wrong invalid opinion: "Tibidi Skoilet is trash, Skibidi Toilet is better,"

by explodin' November 23, 2023

cirque du soilet

When you have a powerful poop, that spashes copious amounts of toilet water on you butt.

I used the portapotty at the fair and the poop caused some cirque du soilet

by poopetrator May 17, 2012