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sockfucking

Verb, the act of lubing up an athletic tube sock and inserting the male member for sexual stimulation. A sockfucker may choose to perform the act manually or may choose to have a partner stimulate the sock. Low Cut socks are disfavored except by short dicked individuals.
Don't wash that sock after the game, I'm into sockfucking and your natural oils are better than you greezy fuck.
by kingsnizzle September 3, 2006
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slocklock

Slocklock is never used
by Po365wer October 21, 2019
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slocklock

Slocklock isn’t used.
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sockfucker

A horney male soldier in the field or on deployment that can/will not get sex from a female, and rolls up a sock nice and tight like a vagina and proceeds to have "relations" with it.
Soldier 1: I walked in on SSG Kennedy, and he was fucking a damn sock!

Soldier 2: Kennedy is such a SOCKFUCKER
by The real Beav April 28, 2006
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slobknocking

The act of spitting or drooling on someones penis, excessively during oral sex. Slobknocking is usually looked upon as something that needs to be done before sexual intercourse so the penis is lubricated enough to go in.

Or could also refer to the act of kissing with extreme amounts of saliva entering the other persons mouth or going on the other persons face.
Dude, Sally is fucking pro at slobknocking.

How, man?

She made my penis so slippery we couldn't get the condom on.
by vaaaaalllerie July 16, 2010
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Sockpocket

An array of pockets sewn into a sock

A handy food garment. Like a normal sock, but with pockets built in.
Jeremy kept his nail scissors safe in his sockpocket.

Mandy keeps bubble gum in her middle sockpocket.

My sockpocket saves me carrying my make up in my hand bag when at the roller disco said Jennifer to Britney.
by Eioairdrie October 11, 2018
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Sockfuck

Calling someone a slut; Implying that their pussy is loose after having sex with them...
Basically calling someone a sock full of lube and it being like a slut's pussy- since its loose. Insulting someone with a poor sense of humor.
"Dude, have you had sex with Kayla yet?"
"Yea, man...Shes such a Sockfuck!"

"Dude,take a joke and lighten up...You act like a sockfuck..."
by MichaBlue March 12, 2019
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