slorche

The act of looking like you are doing absolutely nothing productive with your life

"Hey Kopcha, let's go to the gym"

"Nah, I'm just gonna slorche here and play call of duty today"

by King Slorche November 3, 2013

swirch

V. to swirch: to switch to something better

I just swirched my music from Justin Beiber to MUSE!

by The Swircher October 1, 2010

slicha

(n.) Sorry, from Hebrew (סליחה). Also "excuse me."

Customer: Slicha, where is the bathroom?

Waiter: Down the stairs behind the picture of the Moses cat.

by Men A. Hem November 8, 2011

slitch

n. (archaic) a combinate form of the words "slide" and "pitch" to denote a sideways motion with an accompanying rotational "roll" and/or "yaw" variance.

Ex: "The kitchen took a slitch." (from "The Wizard of Oz" movie)

by JeffHL December 14, 2008

slinch

noun. a very promiscuous young woman, a slut

1. he totally banged that dirty slinch last night
2. I heard that slinch has the clap

by chris keller September 15, 2008

Slitch

(aj) a simplified word which contains two words; someone who cheats on you with one of your friends.

guy 1: mikayla is such a slitch!
guy 2: i know right! fuck her and her gf, you can do much better

by PleaseBeOffended October 9, 2012

Slitchorank

The perfect combination of Slut, Bitch, Whore and Skank.

"GURRRL, YOU DID NOT JUST PUT THAT DICK IN YO MOUTH. DONT BE SUCH A SLITCHORANK ,AMANDA. "

by LOLAMANDASAWHORE December 3, 2009