Slim Jim 

A long slender meat that millions of people put in there mouths everyday until they can swallow what is left of it.

My girlfriend loves slim jims.

Slim Jim by Awesome0000000001 June 6, 2009

slim jim 

A sexual act in which one shoves a slim jim entirely up one's ass, then squeezes it out. The other person then does the same thing, then the two eat the stick of beef until they passionately makeout.

Me and some random ate a slim jim last night.

slim jim by crundle_fairy October 21, 2010

Slim Jim 

When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.

Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!

Slim Jim by festeringfetus December 27, 2010

Slim Jim 

Someone's wife who has an eating disorder and tans so much their skin turns brown and wrinkles.

I'm gonna go home and snap into my slim jim.

Slim Jim by TheZippo November 8, 2019

slim jim 

Another word for a condom.

Her: " You brought the condoms?"
Him: " You mean the slim jims ;) "

slim jim by Jimmy the catfish February 1, 2021

slim jim 

to be a dick; be slimey; to dodge a question

Where you ask somebody a question and they dodge that specific question; then you ask a non-related question and they answer.

You: Hey, you do the work for class?
Jim: .... (no answer)
You: you see those yankees?
Jim: yeah, they real good

that's a slim jim aka slim jimmin aka slime jime

slim jim by max pow3rs November 29, 2009

Slim Jim 

an un finished handjob.

yeah i gave him a slim jim so he didnt get it on my sheets.

Slim Jim by Kira Janus June 11, 2006