slim jim

a slim jim

gnaw on a slim jim for minutes on end, grinding it between your molars while the galons of salt turn your mouth into a desert untill the mangled hunk of flesh is just soft enough to shove down your GREASY FUCKING PIRATE THROAT with out tearing a hole

by gluten free 42 May 6, 2020

slim jim

a man who's member resembles a piece of old rope

your dad has a slim jim

by SLEEM JEEM March 26, 2003

slim jim

Dick, penis, dong.

is an example for slim jim necessary?

by deseagle February 14, 2006

Slim Jim

A tool used to (illegaly or not) open doors on cars, by 'pulling up' the lock within the door.

I boosted that car with a slim jim

by Damian March 26, 2003

Slim Jim

A delicious meat snack in the shape of a long and skinny stick rumored to have been made from the cheeks and foreheads of cattle. That may or may not be true. Currently it can be bought in different flavors such as nacho and tobasco, or even with a stick of waxy, horrible-tasting cheese. Can be purchased at just about any convenience store, super market, or gas station in the United States. It has been known to cause excitement in professional wrestlers.

Slim Jims go well with a cold soft drink.

by Red Devil Slim April 8, 2004

Slim Jim

A penis that is very slim and and long, like a slim jim

She wants my Slim Jim. I cant blame her.

by LifeInANutshell October 16, 2014

The Slim Jim

Penile Gesture: The Slim Jim involves a man pulling his penis till it's stretched to maximum length and showing the target, simple.

i can handle the brain, but the slim jim is way gay.

by GregJason April 7, 2011