Swifted

When someone is super high on painkillers.

Person 1: *mumbles* I am so swifted right now.
Person 2: I’m so swifted too.

by L.C.F. {55124} October 17, 2021

Slitted

The act of putting Burt's Bees around your eyes, usually when you're high, to feel a cool burning sensation

Dude I'm baked, let's get slitted!

by MacDaddy i March 1, 2015

sifted

really really drunk. Like, so drunk.

Dude, I heard you hooked up with Sophie last night!" "Omg, I was so sifted-i dont remember anything!

by troatking March 1, 2011

Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.

Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."

by AeroNova March 16, 2017

Taylor Swifted

The act of having a small, disgruntled black man make a fool of you; usually in front of a large audience.

Shit, my Algebra teacher just totally Taylor Swifted me in front of the class.

by P.ConsuelaBananahammock September 15, 2009

day shifted

When some one fuckes up real bad on day shift

Man chris really fucked up that term he really day shifted it

by Taydum tod April 12, 2019

shifted

to alter you mind; to get high, drunk, etc...

i dont remember anything this weekend i was so shifted!

by zach26k February 11, 2008