thomasville slicker

Thomasville slicker is the act of using oil to lubricate the asshole of your girl. Once the asshole is effectively oiled up you take her to the nearest Thomasville with baseball bat in hand. Bend her over one of the beds in the Thomasville and proceed to buttfuck the shit out of her with a baseball bat until security comes and asks you to leave.

Joe: "Hey boss, how was your weekend?"

Mitch: "It was alright, me and my girl ran a few errands at the outlets. I ended up giving her a Thomasville Slicker though, which was pretty nice."

Joe: "Dope"

by YungThomas April 19, 2014

ain't slick

When you get caught doing something / don't cover your tracks / are a general fuck up

She was bitching about him over Instagram messanger but forgot she was logged into her account on his phone. This bitch ain't slick!

by Alessandra Mendoza April 28, 2017

slicker than cum on a gold tooth

The slickest of all road conditions. Approximately five times slicker than snot, four times slicker than snot on a door knob, three times slicker than owl shit, and twice as slick as greased owl shit.

I asked George how slick the roads were and he said they were slicker than cum on a gold tooth, so I stayed home.

by Cannon, Inc. August 3, 2016

Slickhead

Another variation of the common phrase "Dickhead" but a little more offensive to a Philly native... commonly used in Northeast Philadelphia, and Bucks County...

"Hey you know that boul Joey?"
"Yeah I know that boul, he a whole dickhead"
"Nawl dawg, he a SLICKHEAD ass nigga"

by Slickhead January 10, 2015

Sickaphile

A person who is addicted to being sick (not the actual act of vomiting) this person will lunge from one illness to another ,some will go as far as to seek surgery. Whether the addiction is truly to being sick or is more related to being rescued and or not being expected to perform, function, or be personally responsible for oneself -- to the the by-products of being sick -- can be difficult for even professionals to assess in some cases. The sickaphile will love talking about their ailments, they post "sympathy selfies"even tweeting or posting to Facebook right up to and after operations. A sickaphile may fake or exaggerate symptoms to obtain what they want and further their plan for treatment, when a doctor actually finds something wrong a sickaphile will be greatly excited and latch on to the "diagnosis" they will "Google" the diagnosis, research and join online forums etc if they do not posses a particular symptom, they will simply fake it, they immerse themselves fully in their "condition" and usually will have more than one ongoing condition at a time, if there is a period of "good health" it is short lived. The sickaphile will be eagerly looking for a new ailment. The reason for someone enjoying ill health is unknown. The sickaphile may be unaware of their behavior. If the sickaphile is talking about him/herself they are in their element, always willing to talk about whatever illness they are currently in the midst of, and it will always be the worst case scenario!

"Hannah seems to always be unwell, its as if she actually enjoys being ill"
"yeah dude i think Hannah is a sickaphile for sure"

by cornishpastie December 13, 2014

Slickball

When you pee on the side of the toilet bowl so that it makes less noise

John: Dude, I have to go to the toilet, but I'm scared I'll wake everyone up
Steven: Bro, just Slickball it, you'll be fine

by some random open demo main June 14, 2017

slick willy

Nickname for U.S. President Bill Clinton
earned for his ability to equivocate with words, make deals, and commit acts
which led to controversy, eventual impeachment proceedings against him.

That slick willy sure could talk his way
out of a mess.

by T.D. January 20, 2003