sleeze

Used to describe attempting to get with a boy/girl on a night out"

'Mate, I am on the sleeze tonight'
'Pure sleezing on her later'

by Tom O'C February 25, 2008

sleeze

One who looks like they rape little boys

Hey, you a sleezey ass bitch.

by BOT February 10, 2003

Sleez

MOD Graff, BITCH!
Toys can go play.

Mess with Sleez, and you gonna get sliced up bad as buttered toast on tuesdays!

by SLEEZ [MOD Graffix Krew] November 19, 2004

sleezing

sneezing all over your penis and then proceeding to have sex and give a girl a vagina cold rather than a head cold, unless she is in fact giving you head.

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by Your Mom April 22, 2005

sleeze

(n) someone who travels in a traffic lane adjacent to the lane he will soon need to be in, and cuts into the desired lane at the last possible moment.

(v) to need to be in a certain traffic lane and to get there by traveling in an adjacent lane and then cutting into the desired lane at the last moment.

(n) I should merge now, before I end up being a total sleeze.

(v) I wish I could will myself to merge into the proper lane now, but I could get ahead of a lot of cars if I keep going, and then sleeze in at the last minute.

by enn jay February 4, 2010

sleeze

a mixture of the verbs to sleep and to sneeze, a sleeze occurs when someone is sleeping nearby and you either feel a natural sneeze coming on, or you stick something up your nose (i.e. hair clip, belt buckle pointy thing, pencil, tampon, someones finger, etc..) and force a sneeze so you shower them in mucousy goodness. very fun to do on long trips in the car, at parties or anywhere else someone has fallen asleep. WARNING: upon possible awakenment prepare to be hit, bit, burned, pushed, made weird faces at, or even farted on in return.

Jen: Look at him sleeping there. a-a-a-aaa-aaaaachhoooooooo!

Kayla: You just sneezed on him ew! Look at all of the booger nuggets!

Jen: Not a sneeze, a sleeze. :)

by jfrench! October 17, 2008

Sleeze

A sleeze is a loser who doesn’t want to do anything with their life. -sameria davis

“He didn’t even want to wake up for work, he’s such a sleeze”

by Meriainthearea July 2, 2019