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Grandpa's Sleepytime

Three to Five shots of vodka, 20ml of NyQuil (preferably cherry), and an energy drink of your choice (Nos, Red Bull, etc.)
Man, that Grandpa's Sleepytime had me on my A game.
by poppa eddddd March 2, 2011
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sleepy hog

Someone who gets tired after smoking weed.
That sleepy hog Dag fell asleep in my car after we had a sesh.
by mcmajuicebox7 May 29, 2016
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sleepydarkrai

Sleepydarkrai is shit
by Dicksuccer202 December 19, 2017
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Sleepy Asuka

Verb: The act of masturbating over the sleeping body of your significant other and finishing in your hand acompanied by the phrase "I'm so fucked up." when finished. As made popular by Shinji Ikari in the infamous hospital scene from the 1997 End of Evangelion OVA for the series finale of Neon Gensis Evangelion, where in which he masturbates to Asuka's comatose body.
Bob: So what did you do when you got home with your girl last night
Tod: I waited for her to fall asleep and I gave her a Sleepy Asuka
Bob: I'm sorry, what?
Tod: I'm so fucked up
by Unit03 December 5, 2012
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Sleepy waffle

When you blow your load in your lady, wait for her to fall asleep, and pour maple syrup into her and lick it out
Give that bitch a sleepy waffle, birches love a sleepy waffle!
by Magnificentbastard007 February 26, 2021
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sleepy d

Waiting until your woman goes to sleep and masturbate on her face
My wife wouldn't give me a blow job so I waited until she went to sleep and gave her a sleepy D.
by snizzlewizzle September 30, 2015
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sleepyboner

The act of getting a boner during a sleepy state or before falling asleep while attempting to stay awake. It is also hard to get rid of.not to be confused with morning wood.
I couldn't get out of my seat in class because I got a sleepyboner almost falling asleep.
by duhbeezneez July 12, 2014
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