slayer

A hand gesture formed by making a fist, and raising the index and pinky finger, forming what is also known as the "devil horns". However, when said hand gesture is formed, and "Slayer!" is intoned simultaneously by the invoker, any gay act is instantly negated, leaving no question as to the orientation of the involved parties. Usually is repeated by the other guy that got involved, as an agreement. Usually used when two straight guys are put into an awkward situation.

Note: Similar to "no homo!", but more about a potentially gay act rather than saying something with a double meaning.

Disclaimer: This is not in anyway homophobic, it is simply an affirmation of heterosexual-ness. No hate, just fun.

*guy 1 trips over a stool and lands into the arms of guy 2*
Guy 1: Slayer!
*guy 2 nods*
Guy 2: Slayer.

*guy 3 realises he needs sunscreen on his back, and only his bro, guy 4 is around*
Guy 3: hey, can you put sunscreen on my back?
Guy 4: Slayer?
Guy 3: Slayer.

*guy 5 wakes up, and realises he is in bed with another dude.*
Guy 5: SLAYER!

by Scarab 53 August 29, 2009

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The definition of metal. If you do not like this band then you only like lame fake poser metal. When you listen to a slayer album you should be able to bang your head just about non stop start to finish with only minor changes in tempo.

Slayer fans are the most devoted thrash fans on Earth. Slayer fans are nuts. They carve 'Slayer' into their own backs to pledge allegiance. Slayer have not sold out and still hold true to their high-intensity thrash roots. If an alien came to Earth and said 'GIVE ME METAL', I would give them the album Reign In Blood, or Show No Mercy. No other band would suffice.

'A Slayer concert was held at (local stadium/concert hall). There were no survivors. The venue has been reduced to a smoldering crater. LONG LIVE SLAYER! FUCK YES! \m/'

by Cowan May 12, 2008

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fuckin slayer

fuckin slayer, man

by bitchin’ August 28, 2018

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the heviest metal band also stands for satan laughs as you eternaly rot

slayer is the best band ever

by spliffy420 December 08, 2010

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1. Best band ever. You don't say it, you fuckin scream it. The heavist, and fastest band ever. With the most EVIL lyrics, who else has the BALLS to start a song with the word Auschwitz?

2. What you yell when you hear "music" that sucks (50 cent, Snakes n Barrels, Motley Crue, Poison, Jonas Brothers, Soulja Boy, etc.)

1. Slayer fan: "When you're walking and you see someone wearing a slayer shirt, you look at them and they look at you and you just know."
"On my wall your head" piece by piece

2. Slayer fan at Death Cab for Cutie show because gf dragged him there: SLAYER! SLAYER! SLAYER!

by MDMI March 02, 2009

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