slaberoni

Slaberoni slab-er-oni, is a slab of pepperoni. Also known as chubby sliver, genoa boa, meatastrophe. Slang usage includes substituting any word referencing male genetailia with "slaberoni".

Empty your pockets, but do it slow
Take everything you got and lay it on the fuckin floor
Don't make me have to set an example today
and blow one of you crazy motherfuckers away
I'm in a bank, and it's a little bit funny
takin all you stupid motherfuckers' money
Peepin at a bitch cause my slaberoni's on hard
Laughin at the dumb ass security guard
who's tied up for the moment, not sayin' a word

by Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz August 29, 2006

shaperone

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Shaperone…

I meant chaperone

by AIfie November 7, 2021

Sloperoni

When a guy take a broomstick and pries a woman’s asshole open and poles vinegar and then slurps it out

Phillip and I tried Sloperoni and I accidentally shit in his mouth

by Sloppytoppy zongas June 9, 2020

Slameron Ball

Someone with a bong

oh look there’s slameron ball the ding

by Yup there mi charrrvyyy October 29, 2020

Shapironess

One who has followed the way of Shapiro well and is deserving of this most honourable compliment.

An honoured conservative walks into a room. Gary says “welcum your Shapironess”

by Shapiro6969 March 1, 2022