Swance

Someone that is sexually aroused by Swans.

A compound word of "Swan" and "Nonce".

"That guy Martin can only get a hard-on when he thinks of Swans. He's a Swance."

by Bertie Moo January 10, 2022

Stanced up

Claiming a pose of authority or aggression.

Yo, Bruh Stanced the fuck up.

Bruh, i'm already stanced up currently.

by YeaMS September 10, 2016

wide stance Republican

A closeted gay Republican who rages against LGBT rights in public but gets their same-sex freak on in private. Named after Senator Larry Craig's defense of his solicitation bust, i.e. that he has "a wide stance when going to the bathroom."

They busted another wide stance Republican...yeah, this congressman got busted trying to pick up a rent boy in some leather bar.

by Jiangyingzi November 2, 2007

Wank Seance

The eerie feeling you get while masturbating that all your dead relatives are looking down on you in disgust.

I started jerking off to this porno but then I had a wank seance and suddenly lost the urge.

by Eminem October 14, 2003

dumb n*gga stance

When a guy (particularly a black male) stands with his legs parted awkwardly with his shoulders back and a hand rubbing his head uncomfortably. He will have a confused/dazed look on his face.

"I caught mike in a lie and when i tokd him so, he pulled the dumb n*gga stance on me."

by RokkNinja December 20, 2016

Dick Slanger

A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.

Woman: Hey Zaddy

Man: Hey lil mama ready for me

Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good

Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question

Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes

Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)

Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!

I think yall get it by now .....

by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018

Slander

Words falsey spoken to damage a person's reputation.

The editor slandered the actress in the newspaper.

by Anoymous921342 August 1, 2008