scamazon

the act of scamming amazon

Bro I just totally scamazonned this movie.

by howen luvr July 16, 2016

Scamazon

The act of getting something for free from amazon. OR getting something for some unheard of price.
due to a mistake on their part. or perhaps they shipped you 2 SEIKO watches instead of 1.

Lisa: I noticed those new Maui Jims your wearing ....
Sam: Yea, Thanks to ScamAzon...

Lisa: Scamazon?

Sam : Yes Amazon phuqed up... got 2 pairs when I ordered yours,
Lisa: Sweet!

by The.Sniper August 23, 2018

scamazon

Because of almost extreme customer priority, Amazon can refund or replace an item if you say it didn't come, no questions asked. This has led to users of Amazon abusing said system, to receive a refund, or a replacement for an item that already came.

Person 1: Why do you have two laptops?
Person 2: Because I used my trusty friend, scamazon

by jomummy July 15, 2021

samazong

amazing; to bring great joy

Man, that was fuckin samazong.

by James Olszewski November 19, 2005

Spamazon

Spam one cent to your friends amazon account through gift cards

amazon Spamazon

by PandaNeko May 31, 2012

Scamazon

Ordering an item on Amazon and claiming it never arrived to your home which results in a refund and you can keep the item.

How'd you get that grinder?

I scamazoned it.

by qt0xy April 27, 2019

Slamzonied

Extremely intoxicated, yet still have your wits about you. A combination of slammed, in the zone, and hammered.

You wanna hit this J? Nah im good im slamzonied rn

by Thurdy1 February 19, 2023