A twice yearly incident were one wakes up early to queue up to the store and clear away a pile of unwanted shit.
Why do you even bother going to the next sale? You get out of bed early and all there is in there is SHIT.
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When, upon learning of an impending loss of employment, an employee begins to plunder items from his or her workplace. Typically, items are selected either for their functionality (computer monitors, hand tools) or their purpose as memorabilia (large company logos, reserved parking lot signage).
Jeff: "That sucks you're getting laid off man"
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
Tim: "Yeah, it's alright though. They're having a five finger fire sale right now, got out with a new printer and the CFO's coffee mug."
by Gullek November 20, 2011
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As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
As selling people things in our consumer culture is about wants, not needs; appealing to ego and irrational desires, not demonstrating the long-term value of owning the product.
Salesmanipulationship is about deceit, coercion, and putting someone into a pressure-cooker so they are unable to think critically on what they are about to do.
A woman went into the shop to buy a $50 black dress, she came out not only with the dress but with nearly $60 in accessories for it, thanks to the clerk's Salesmanipulationship.
by -spectre- March 20, 2010
Get the Salesmanipulationship mug.This name originates from the ancient Hebrew word "Sal" which literally means sexy-genius. Thus the term Sal-e-man is used to describe a man of such character. In the modern day it is used as a name for a man with chiselled good looks and great intellect. It is also widely known that Saleman is sweet, sensible, and sensitive. The kinda guy you would wana spend eternity with and never get bored. Someone you would love to your hearts content and more.
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