slakyc

Stop Lying And Kill Yourself Cunt.

Pronounced "slakich".

Taken from the immortal blogger Graham Bird, famous for his swift justice with ignorant commenters.

Matt: My mate just told me that Dyson-Harrop is a load of shit and that Phobos isn't actually hollow
Evan: Well your mate should slakyc then shouldn't he?

by evcricket December 9, 2013

Slalom

A subtle way to remove pubes from one's cheeks and mouth post-cunnilingus, by moving back up to a kissing position by alternating left and right wipes along a woman's thighs, abdomen and breasts.

Kat had a serious fulby--I had to slalom like crazy after I went down on her.

by JustMC August 23, 2016

slakbo

The act of mildly slapping one's tongue against the pallet within the mouth or against the molars whilst having one's mouth slightly open. Commonly preceded by a yawn when waking up. Can often occur after sampling food. Swallowing may follow.

I wake up and slakbo - there is a strange taste in my mouth
I taste my coffee and slakbo, finding that there is not quite enough sugar mixed in.

by Brett Credo and Sean O'Reilly July 21, 2008

slakoth

A lazy ass pokemon

SwagSlakoth

by SwagItYolo January 22, 2014

Slagle Eyes

A term coined to any given person that is heavily intoxicated where one's eyes are squinted and in a dazed-like state.

Oh no, she has slagle eyes.

by buzz271 January 13, 2011

SLAL

Split Like A Log, when a girl is so hot you want to sleep with them.

Andrew: "Yo Cody Margot Robbie is the name of an 80 year old woman, but I'd still split her like a log!"
Cody: "SLAL!!"

by Netflix and Chel? September 23, 2016

Slaked

when you smoke a grip of marijuana, and you're past the point of being just baked, you become SLAKED.

Dude, i just smoked a grip of marijuana, and im past the point of being just baked, i think im slaked.

by cunt rage November 2, 2009