Slabber

Person who sits on the 02 Slabs all day and doesn't do anything other than yell and be obnoxious. Similar to a couchy, but outdoors.

Hey, tell those slabbers to shut up!

Guy 1: What do you think of that chick?
Guy 2: I don't know about her, she's a slabber.

by TheAmazinGreat June 4, 2007

Slabber Cabbage

A person who spills and dribbles their food over themselves, the table, floor, sofa, duvet, and other people, and is either oblivious to it or else wallows in the stomach-churning sensation it causes in onlookers. The GOD of sloppy eaters.

She's such a slabber cabbage

by noway jose August 30, 2003

Slabber Dash

a slabber dash is what happens when jamie farts. his buttcheeks ribble together making a noise that sounds exactly like a machine gun firing baked beans.

dude did you hear that?? i guess jamie just slabber dashed again.

by gemrawrrzzz February 1, 2009

slabbered

Being incredibly drunk

"What's John doing hanging from the ceiling fan?"
"He's absolutely slabbered mate"

by dyslexichorse September 22, 2016

slabber fack

when someone called zesty is being weird this is the best word to call her, but be aware… she may tell you to “perish” or take an hour just to say “yes tbh…”

pontiie: zesty is such a slabber fack

panty: i agree

by pontiiethegreat November 9, 2022

Slabber

Someone who owns a slab.

My homeboy Amirkhan owns a slab, which makes him a slabber.

Does anybody have a place where a slabber could post up his black ass?

by Super awesome spongetard October 18, 2024

slabbers

those in the death business...undertakers, funeral homes, or perhaps M.E. pathologist, , e.t.c.

those whose work invariably has a body on a 'slab' !

i've got the reaper stalking me, and the slabbers drooling !
that fentanyl had my buddy with the slabbers
the slabbers are waiting for YOU !

that fat ass T---p , needs to be with the slabbers !

by michael foolsley March 16, 2024