skyrim job

the act of licking one's finger and rubbing it along the edge of the cartilage of someone's ear. cooler than a wet willie.

I gave that bitch a skyrim job!

by Back Door Sloot October 6, 2012

Skyrim job

1: Not an actual job in Skyrim
2: The act of hanging ones ass of the bed to have it eaten.

"Man she hung her ass of the bed..it was just floating there...so I had to give her a Skyrim job"

by Captainfabulouscockandballs December 3, 2013

Skyrim job

When a person gives a rimjob while that person is asleep, and when they get up, the person administering said rimjob would say: "you're finally awake".

Bob: Nancy gave me a skyrim job last night. I almost proposed.

Dan: Do it now, dude.

by Austin Powerz May 16, 2020

Skyrim-job

Getting sexually satisfied by Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

Man 1: Dude have you seen the new Elder Scrolls trailer?!

Man 2: Are you kidding me, man? It gave me a Skyrim-job!!!

by xman2008 April 21, 2011

Skyrim-job

When all the males around are playing Skyrim leaving the Females unattended and frustrated.

Man 1 : your wife seems pissed?
Man 2 : Not sure I'll check after I smith this Daedric Sword.

Wife : Where the Fuck have you been?
Man 2 : Sorry I smithed a sword and needed to decorate my house with it.
Wife: I want a divorce!
Man 2 : Thats cool, I'll just finish this quest and we can talk about it some more.

Man 3 : Looks like she just got a Skyrim-job.
Man 2 : What is that? Hold on I need to make some ebony armour real quick.

by ladyhawk123 January 12, 2012

Sky-rim Job

1. When someone puts more hours into (The Elder Scrolls V) Skyrim, than they do their actual job. (assuming they have one)

2. A sexual act involving The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.

"So where's Todd?"

"Oh, he's working the 'Sky-rim job'."

"I've been there dood"

by The Sixth House November 28, 2011

Skyrimjob

The act of saying "Fus Ro" as best you can while licking out someone's ass, and then pressing your lips tightly against their anus while shouting "DAH!" with as much force as you can, effectively filling their rectum with your shout.

Sally: You'll have to excuse me, I'm a little flatulent today.
Samantha: Why? What did you eat?
Sally: Nothing, but Sam gave me a Skyrimjob last night.

by -33 October 23, 2013