Sky hook

Upon fornication (usually in the shower), when the male after consuming multiple drinks gets a sensation of herculian strength while fingering a woman and proceeds to lift the woman skyward with only the use of his fingers in her vagina.

Dude, I was so into finger fucking this girl last night I sky hooked the shit out of her. I lifted her clear over my head.

by The Real Steven Segal April 21, 2010

Blue sky hook

A fake piece of equipment you can tell the new guy on the job to go get.

I told Scott to go into the back of my truck and grab the blue sky hook

by Dirty pheasant December 16, 2019

Brown-Handed sky hook

The act of shitting in your hand, while In the shower. Then proceed to loft it in the hair; over the shower curtain, in to the the toilet. Similarly to the NBA player Kareem Abdul-Jabar famous move the sky hook.

“I didn’t want to waffle stomp last night, so I brown-handed sky hooked it into the toilet.”

by Showershitter1214 June 18, 2025