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"You look like a swine today"
"gee thanks patrica, i went for the pig look today"
by daddyydolan August 2, 2018
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Yahoo Answers Swine Epidemic

Basically everyone in the Health Category who is in a complete panic about getting the Swine Flu.
coolchick35: A mexican man coughed on me today, do i have swine flu?!?

Answerer #1: omggzzz gets to the hispitals nowss.

Answerer #2: Thanks for the 2 points!

Answerer #3: B!tch! my mothers mexican!

Answerer #4: *sigh*Just calm down everyone! Your making it worse by panicking! this must be this yahoo answers swine epidemic again..

(answerer #4 gets 15 thumbs down)
by pigLoverr April 29, 2009
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Swine Flu

Something blown far out of proportion by the media and the World Health Organization. It's just like the "normal" flu, excluding the fact that this swine flu does not currently have a vaccination.

The media fails to tell you that the only people who have died of this so-called "deadly" virus are:

1) Mexicans with terrible health care and terrible health in general who are living in close quarters.

2) Babies and old people

Note that anyone who has any remote knowledge on disease knows that these types of people die from the "normal" flu, and that the swine flu isn't some kind of deadly disease because it hasn't killed anyone that a normal sickness wouldn't have.

Also take note of the fact that hundreds of people have gotten sick in the United States alone, and yet all of these cases were called "mild". Know that all of these "mild" cases have occurred in adults and/or teenagers, who would not die from the "normal" flu.

What also is failed to be mentioned is the fact that a "Pandemic" is any disease that is spread worldwide. Thus, just because the swine flu is a pandemic doesn't mean we'll all die. The common cold is a pandemic, and no one goes around freaking out about that.

This is another phase in the "we're-all-gonna-die" angst in 50% of the human population. It'll pass by 2010.
It was once said that pigs will fly when we have a black President. Now we have the swine flu.
by BlackTokyo May 1, 2009
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May Swine Smolder

An epic pig roast occurring annually in May. In order for a proper swine smolder, said pig must weigh in excess of 100 lbs (45.36 kg) and be outrageously expensive. Also, in order to be official, said event must be announced daily beginning on April 7th of the given year. In addition, if one is invited to a May Swine Smolder and declines the invitation, that person is an ultimate schmeeb.
The epicness of this year's May Swine Smolder can't be matched.
by hog hooligan May 1, 2010
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swine

Swine is an unpleasant person
You swine!
You complete and utter swine!
by History! November 15, 2016
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swine rack

The back of a Winners/Marshalls where they keep the racks of deeply discounted items
Them Filas look like you got them straigh off the swine rack
by CJSyes July 12, 2021
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swine mono

The mono you get from pigs.
Dude, Madelyn got swine mono from Chris.
by mallllllllarondo April 28, 2009
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