An excellent cocktail consisting of
10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles
Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles
Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.
Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!
Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!
Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!
Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!
Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
by tuxy October 17, 2010
Get the Apple Skitz mug.A metaphorical location in which one is placed when judged as only suitable for disposable sexual activity by a romantic interest.
See also: Friendzone
See also: Friendzone
"I was really hoping Marco would call me back after that amazing night, but I think I've been slutzoned."
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Get the Slutzone mug.Skutch (rhymes with "butch") is NOT an ebonics word (don't know where they got that idea from) and definitely does NOT mean "slut" or anything like it. It means "pest" and has been used for several generations by Italian-Americans. It comes from the Italian word, "scocciare" (pron. skoh-CHA-reh)which means "to bother or annoy".
"Stop botherin' me, ya skutch!"
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Get the skuzzerd mug.Your garden variety whore who has Bleach Blonde hair on the top and Black underneath. This person usually is married but sleeps with anything that will talk to her. They are usually broke off their ass with several kids, gets fired from jobs, get cars repoed on a routine basis along with getting their heat shut up and about 100 collection calls a day.
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
They don't have absolutely any $ to pay their bills (even the minimum on their credit cards) but yet they already have 20 credit cards almost all maxed out so they apply for another one and go buy bleach for their hair, more skin tight pants so their camel toe hangs out, get their nails done, buy fake designer purses, and buys economy size boxes of rubbers for all the guys she bangs besides her husband so she don't spread her Herpes anymore.
They also are the kind of people who act like they have it made in their life with nice things but really they are on Welfare, get food stamps, housing and heating assistance, and free health insurance so they can have yet another kid that isn't their husbands.
This person just basically sucks at life!
Heidi is such a Skeezy Skuzzy Skunky Skank, you think she'd keep her legs closed so she doesn't get knocked up again. Looks like I'll be paying for this baby too since she's a welfare case.
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
Pretty soon she's going to have to take a whole school bus load of dudes on Maury to test for all the baby's daddy's. #42 you are NOT the Father, who's next take a #. Ha Ha
by SassyJax01 December 8, 2010
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