by JAPATI WARRIOR June 7, 2018
Get the Skortsmug. An older woman (Cougar-like)who's legs are too rippled and veiny for a convential skirt so she wears a skort to cover the cheese and purple leg vines.
Joe: I was at the Swizzle and saw Justin hitting on a skort.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
by Jfass May 8, 2008
Get the [Skort]mug. The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.
"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
by Cheridanc June 26, 2014
Get the Skortedmug. A MALE SKIRT. legit. like I shite you not, don't listen to what other people tell you. we have to learn how to be inclusive to men. men can wear skirts, too (fyi, i swear on my beauty sleep that i'm a girl)
by mickeymouse.hubby May 22, 2023
Get the skortmug. Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022
Get the Shirt skortmug. A phrase used to describe the action of throwing a large object. Also can be used as slang when tappin dat fat ass.
Example 1- "Holly picked up the large rock and skorted it at her husband's stupid face for breathing too loud."
Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."
Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."
by NunyaBizznatch July 24, 2019
Get the Skortmug. The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.
Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!
by Good One Sean November 30, 2020
Get the skortedmug.