by JAPATI WARRIOR May 20, 2018
An older woman (Cougar-like)who's legs are too rippled and veiny for a convential skirt so she wears a skort to cover the cheese and purple leg vines.
Joe: I was at the Swizzle and saw Justin hitting on a skort.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.
by Jfass May 08, 2008
The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.
"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
"Ahh man, you got skorted!"
by Cheridanc June 27, 2014
A MALE SKIRT. legit. like I shite you not, don't listen to what other people tell you. we have to learn how to be inclusive to men. men can wear skirts, too (fyi, i swear on my beauty sleep that i'm a girl)
by mickeymouse.hubby May 22, 2023
Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.
Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.
by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022
The moment you realize, via some form of movement or change in perspective, the girl you thought was wearing a really short skirt is actually wearing a skort, much to your dismay. You thought you were going to see panties or some bootie, but no, it’s shorts under there.
Man I got skorted so hard last night. There was this pretty little thing dancing up on the bar and I thought she was going to treat us all to an up skirt but then bam! Skorted!
by Good One Sean November 30, 2020
A phrase used to describe the action of throwing a large object. Also can be used as slang when tappin dat fat ass.
Example 1- "Holly picked up the large rock and skorted it at her husband's stupid face for breathing too loud."
Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."
Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."
by NunyaBizznatch July 24, 2019