Skorts

A Skort is a Skirt that has shorts in them that are attached

OMG have you seen those Skorts they are so pretty

by JAPATI WARRIOR June 7, 2018

[Skort]

An older woman (Cougar-like)who's legs are too rippled and veiny for a convential skirt so she wears a skort to cover the cheese and purple leg vines.

Joe: I was at the Swizzle and saw Justin hitting on a skort.
Buddy: She must have been brutal
Joe: Yeah, but he wanted to swap junk with her none the less.

by Jfass May 8, 2008

Skorted

The act of being confused after you find out that someone is wearing a skort and not a skirt like you had originally assumed.

"I thought Rachel was wearing a skirt, but then all of a sudden it had shorts too"

"Ahh man, you got skorted!"

by Cheridanc June 26, 2014

skort

A MALE SKIRT. legit. like I shite you not, don't listen to what other people tell you. we have to learn how to be inclusive to men. men can wear skirts, too (fyi, i swear on my beauty sleep that i'm a girl)

that guy over there has such a nice skort

by mickeymouse.hubby May 22, 2023

Shirt skort

Yup, shirt skort. On postmalone’s latest track he said

“I wanna see somethin’ in a shirt skort ,please”
It’s like a mix between a shirt and a short that looks like a skirt.

Dude 1: bro what was postmalone on when he said shirt skort.

Dude 2: idk bro what ever rhymes I guess.

by Peanut butter baby June 27, 2022

Skort

A phrase used to describe the action of throwing a large object. Also can be used as slang when tappin dat fat ass.

Example 1- "Holly picked up the large rock and skorted it at her husband's stupid face for breathing too loud."

Example 2 - "Laquan took dat bitch in the alley and proceeded to skort her silly. She be limpin sideways when he's through."

by NunyaBizznatch July 24, 2019

Skort Gazzer

A person (usually a man) that looks up a person's (usually a woman) skort when he/she uses the restroom.

"God, Trevor is such a skort gazzer! I just caught him peeking while i was peeing!"

by Pacoman444 February 8, 2010