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skid mark row

A bad section of town where the bums have all shat their crispy drawers.
If a fella's down on his luck then he lives in Skid Row, but if he's also delivered a stripe of shit to his underwear, then he lives in Skid Mark Row.
by NiraMillson October 1, 2016
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Skidaddle

To leave somewhere quickly, like a restaurant or even an awkward conversation.
Person 1: gotta skidaddle bro!
Person 2: see ya next week!
by festive squirrel July 16, 2018
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Skida

Mai-San skida
by Professor weeb October 28, 2020
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skiddledinger

Telling somebody something that is a lie for comic effect
Man you were so drunk last night you licked the wall. What seriously? Nah just a skiddledinger
by sharkey lowe March 5, 2014
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Skid Ghost

Indelible stain of a baked or steamed in shit stain within a persons underpants, bed clothes, pyjamas

Common amongst patrons of bookmakers, gamers, anglers, coach drivers, truckers, the chronically bone idle/workshy and long haul pilots. AKA Skid Halo.
Tragically, an unsuspecting launderette owner leapt to his death after unzipping an anonymous holdall containing undergarments riddled with mighty skid ghosts. Police speculate the skull-splitting skid ghost vapours fueld his suicidal delirium.
by Herbie Dongsporran March 28, 2021
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SkidBall

An extremely dangerous combination of drugs comprised of Black Tar Heroin (diacetylmorphine), Klonopin (Clonazepam), and any psychoactive phenethylamine (such as Mescaline). Skidballs were first talked about in discussion of Miami Strip Clubs.
Kayden: Bro I'm headed downtown, you picking up a SkidBall?
Ethan: Yeah bro, we boutta boof this shit.
by Shmimple March 27, 2022
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bowl skidder

An especially large turd that circles the bowl a few times, leaving skid marks before it flushes. Especially common these days due to low-flush toilets.
Raisa was tired of scrubbing the bowl every time her husband Igor took a dump. He left enormous bowl skidders every time, and it took quite a bit of Comet cleanser and a good brush to remove their presense, and what with all the other things Raisa had to do, shave the cat, fry the beetroots and launder all the spacesuits, she was tired of this unnecessary cleaning.
by Luigi July 11, 2004
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