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stiffener

(noun) Someone or something which attracts attention, particularly in relation to male sexual arousal.
"Hey, she's hot."
"Yeah, she's definitely a stiffener."
by Kroxman November 15, 2007
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spiffen

Man that math class sure wasn't spiffen.
by somnewguy April 24, 2011
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skiffed

1. Something that has narrowly missed hitting someone.
2. A stone which is bounced across a body of water.
1. "That bullet just skiffed my ear."
2. "I just skiffed that pebble for thirty hops."
by Ross Douglas July 27, 2006
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smiffenpoofs

The Smith College Smiffenpoofs are the oldest female collegiate a cappella group in the nation, founded in 1936 after a group of Smith girls heard the Yale University men's a cappella group the Whiffenpoofs and decided to start their own at Smith. Today the Smiffenpoofs (not SMITHenpoofs) are affectionately called the "Poofs," and perform at Smith events, at other colleges, at weddings and charity events, and elsewhere. Their repertoire has expanded to include both classics (Softly, Manhattan, etc.) and contemporary hits (Hide and Seek, Californication, The Chain, Lady Marmalade, etc.). They are particular fans of the Brown University men's group, the Brown Derbies.
"What are those sweet, dulcit tones that I hear...that fabulous vocal percussion...that amazing soloist...those perfect harmonies...and PS I love this song...what IS that?"

"It's the Smith College Smiffenpoofs."
by poof<3 January 23, 2008
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stiffen your neck

become stubborn
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 13, 2003
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skifferage

saying, thinking, or doing something in unison with someone else.
1. skifferage, yo! simultaneous spontaneity at the very best!
by LINE February 13, 2003
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Pillow Skiffing

The act of inserting the corners of a undesirable mates pillow into your ass therefore making it contaminated for when they come to sleep on it.
That asshole has been staring at my girlfriends rack all night, he's crashing at mine,
he's so gonna be the victim of pillow skiffing....
by Ben Walbridge August 5, 2006
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