Skiffden

A person of the lower classes with football tattoos. Will be seen around town when the rest of us are working hard. He will be dumb and inarticulate and more common than rats in a farmyard. The female equivalent will be found with two or three kids in pushchairs, wearing leggings with a cigarette hanging out of her common mouth. The kids will be called things like Tara and Billy. The common Skiffden can also be referred to as a Skiff or even Skiffer.

The dole office had skiffdens queuing out of the door.
That’s a really rough skiffs pub.
Man, she was a right skiffer.
You don’t want to live there mate it full of skiffdens.

by Fastbelly January 21, 2004

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Skiffen

The best person in the world. He usually has a lot of friends that uncontrollably shout out his name because of how amazing he is. He has been referred to as a god and many people adore him. He is always right, and the laws of nature will bend to his will to prove he is right.

Ashley: "Hey, is that skiffen"
Skiffen: "it's the Skiffen to you"
Ashley: "I'm sorry, it will never happen again"
Skiffen: "It better not"
Ashley: "You're right, you're always right and I am always wrong"

by a_follower_of_the_mighty_one February 3, 2010

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