shidmaster

the ruler of all things sexy, destructive and awesome (Peter is the Only shidmaster)

Penister: I AM the shidmaster!
Genital Fur: you ARE the shidmaster! let's make out!

by penister <3 genital fur April 13, 2005

Seedmaster

A farmer or farmer wanna-be who loves guzzling the loads of other farmers/wanna-be's. Gallons of jizz can be stored in the Gunt.

That Gunt's a real seedmaster.

by DLeurer January 10, 2012

spifmaster

The top of all spifulicious spifmiesters. Commonly recognized as someone with utter spiffness. This tends to lean towards those who have gained the ultimate level of the spif tier and has conquered all other levels of spifness. This can be compared the infinity of spifness. There is no higher level. You can't get any better.

"Rory, you have finally become the spifmaster"

by Spifmeister June 20, 2009

shidmaster

Originally from Sapporo, Japan, a shidmaster is a specialist in retaining huge amounts of bowel encrusted fecal matter for weeks to months as a form of meditation.
Shidmasters in India are known to be able after months of non-functioning bowels, give themselves, only through anal suction, deep colonics to release the dangerous build up of waste.

"Hey, I'm not sitting around that guy; he looks bloated and is definitely a shidmaster looking for some weird fun"
"Hey Shidmaster, drop me a few nuggest of shid"

by Robert Jackson March 28, 2005

skivemaster

skivemaster skive to be extremely skilled in goofing off while supposed to be working

Randy be the effin' skivemaster, bra. He makin' $28 an hour and he actually work less than half of the day.

by Kolchak Jones September 3, 2018

skimater

when one's genatialia gets frostbitten in the "on position" and they have no more feeling in that part.

i want to get skimatered so i can collect on the insurance and save on viagra

by Big Fat J January 31, 2003

the skizmister

hardcore partyer/ladies man

mike deskin=the skizmister

by the skizmister June 15, 2008