skooliosis

1.a brain debilitating disease that comes from goign to skool..
2. the effects of having sucky classes that make you stupider or dumber..
3. slang for school/skool... but not in a positive way... (you never say it like your excited to be there or even desiring to be there...)

dood1:hey man you wanna hang out?
'
dood2: no man sorry I can't i have skooliosis..

dood1: bummer

by K_U October 27, 2008

Skeletosis

Beyond stench. Beyond jank. Beyond traditional halitosis. This funk expelled from the cake hole could perm hair from across a room.

Mr. Smarm woke up, breathed his skeletosis, and melted my butter before it ever hit the toast.

by Chippa Jones December 27, 2005

Swolliosis

Muscular condition that exists after exercising. Symptoms include lethargy, swollen feeling, pain, tiredness, inability to move certain muscles in a normal manner.........the unquenchable desire to go to sleep.

It is generally associated with other sypmtoms called the "Hand Back Maneuver."

Working you biceps to the point that you can't use a fork to feed your own face.

Commonly used in a sentence: I work every muscle in my body and I got my swolliosis on. I have to put a "Hand Back" every time I sit down and my whole body feels swollen.

by SFOG's Ghost Writer June 24, 2011

skoliosis

The mental condition when you don’t realize your NFL football team from Minnesota sucks and chokes in meaningful games.

Curt Cousins is a Pro Bowl QB, and the Vikings are going to win it all next year.

Dude, your Skoliosis is flaring up!

by Bcanz1 January 24, 2020

SKULLYOSIS

Adj. THE MOST SEVERE STATE OF DRUNKENESS,
ORIGIN RICHMOND, IN CDIGS BACKYARD
Related Words: Skully, SKullified

HEY MAN I HAD 21 shots I think I have SKULLYOSIS

by Chris Chopra February 23, 2003

Skuliosis

1. Another word for oral sex; specifically a form of oral sex that makes a girl/guy moves ones upper body mostly his/her back from side to side in a "s" motion.

This chick last night gave me skuliosis!

by LordBlackness02 February 4, 2010

Skulliosys

They act of giving head till one is satisfied enough to pass out.

Damn son, that girl gave good skulliosys had me knock the fucked out afterwards.

by Bout it June 21, 2017