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by ricky horror March 28, 2021
Get the seif mug.An old southern term for a light dusting of snow.
Something that is light such as a light fall of snow or rain.
and also it is A Middle English British form of Shift.
Something that is light such as a light fall of snow or rain.
and also it is A Middle English British form of Shift.
BRITISH (Shift):
Guy1: Mate! We all got knocked down there is Affy who was left alone and then suddenly he clutched their entire squad, we won.
Guy2: That's a skift!
Guy1: Yeah! He's skift!
SOTHERN (Light Snow/Rain):
We had a skift of snow (a sight never before witnessed here at this season of the year), on the night of the 21st. The bees were housed for 3 days.
—G. W. Demaree, (letter) The American Bee Journal, 6 Jun. 1883
Guy1: Mate! We all got knocked down there is Affy who was left alone and then suddenly he clutched their entire squad, we won.
Guy2: That's a skift!
Guy1: Yeah! He's skift!
SOTHERN (Light Snow/Rain):
We had a skift of snow (a sight never before witnessed here at this season of the year), on the night of the 21st. The bees were housed for 3 days.
—G. W. Demaree, (letter) The American Bee Journal, 6 Jun. 1883
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Get the Seifuku mug.STD in which your cack snores, whistles, shoots out smoke, swells, turns greenish with purple bunions, drips blue skeet and flakes like onions, gets crispy and dry but makes your underwear wet somehow, spurts out pink foam, and your balls also swell up to the size of a mailbox, bumpy and slimy. Also leaves you shaky, swetay and with fever.
by FreshestLette April 30, 2004
Get the skiffilufigus mug.A fucking monkey butthole who literally molests innocent children of his age with his very sexual glances towards them; as he sticks his pinky finger gently down their butthole they scream and it breaks his finger. He bites his lip as he strokes his penis saying: "I want that little boy for my van." It would've broken faster if he used his dick. His dick looks like a deformed child after being ruthlessly beaten with his chopsticks because that is the only way he won't crush his fucking tiny chode. He masturbates to child hentai and cries while he does it. His parents are fucking retarded and hope that spaghetti and pizza is the cure, he isn't fucking italian! Feed him some jewish boys and he'll be OK. He loves spaghetti so much; but he always FUCKING burns it, he could fucking burn milk with his cooking skills...
Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.
Literally thelegend72... The opposite of what you should be.
Girl: My mom says that there is a new boy coming to my school!
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*
Boy: What's his name?
Girl: Angus Seifried.
Boy: If he wears a trench coat to school, run fast, run far. *Shoots himself*
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