Skeezer

Someone who hoes around and acts like a whole bitch.

That girl fucks with everybody she’s a “skeezer for real”

by Yathrib October 26, 2019

skeeze bucket

A cum dumpster. A individual who enjoys and is willing to swallow massive amounts of cum.

Damn Joe! that trick is a skeeze bucket

by livingdead99 August 5, 2010

skeezin

Making contact with members of the opposite sex in hopes of having sex

"Look at Shaun over there skeezin on that ho at the bar."

by BigD July 23, 2003

skeezing

doing the nasty

"MCA's in the back cause he's skeezin' with a whore..."

- Beastie Boys ( No Sleep 'Til Brooklyn)

by lucky January 22, 2004

Skeezer Surfing

The act of finding a filthy whore so you can get laid.

Man, I can't believe you actually went Skeezer Surfing last night. You might want to get checked bro.

by Nov1707 March 26, 2009

Skeezer

1) A slang term for woman with low morals and poor hygene. Derived from 'Skeezy', a variant of the word 'Skeevy', meaning filthy or stained with fecal matter, urine and/or semen.
2) A low-class prostitute; one who is diseased, ugly, prematurely aged and/or worn-out from hard work and rough trade.
3) An immoral woman with no pride; one who engages in humiliating and degrading sexual acts for little or no gratitude or reward.

1) "Man that skeezer smells pretty ripe."
2) "20 bucks!? For THAT? Man, for that kind of money you could buy four skeezers like her and still feel cheated!"
3) That skeezer did WHAT? With WHAT sports team? And she KNEW they were filming her? Man, if they have any compassion at all they should at least buy her dinner afterwards...or offer to hose her down before the next tour group came by..."

by MAC-Gyver May 27, 2003

Skeezer

That one thing a boogie said...

“I can not love on no skeezer, that is a dub ion need her.”

by eyawihs March 15, 2021