skizzermaplop

When you have to shit badly, you run to the bathroom and barely make it in time. Sometimes, before your butt even hits the seat. It gets pushed out with such velocity that it causes water to splash up into your asshole.

I had to go so badly, I ran out into the McDonalds and dropped a skizzermaplop in an unflushed toilet.

by Bhelm February 2, 2009

skizzerin

Skizzerin is derived from "scissoring" which is a sexual practice usually done by lesbians. Wherein the practice usually entails the two women positioning themselves so their genitalia can rub together. This connotation of this word has evolved to mean when women cause drama either amongst themselves or those around them.

"Bitches be 'skizzerin'.

by McHuman Deluxe February 25, 2009

Sneezy Snazzer

A Sneezy Snazzer is someone who steals and mooches from other people while they're high forcefully and underhandedly.
This includes taking weed, money and food from the other people they smoked with.

*Person 1 steals french fries from person 2 while they're at McDonalds high*

Person 2: Fuck off, don't be such a Sneezy Snazzer!

by JayyH February 25, 2011

skezzer

one of your hoes

that bitch is a skezzer

by a professer of pimpology dr. rob May 12, 2004

skizzer

skizzer: a buzz-word/name/handle referring to pseudo-intellectual references to psychiatric terminology. Root word: schizoid - emotionally detached - feeling out of it, detached, self-reflexively referring to it, but not wanting to pin anybody down about what is going on internally - because other people are too consumed with their own difficulties. Can be a "baiting" word to enable people to make lame half baked statements & to reference their own attention-deficit condition or manner

"Hey, check out the skizzer dude."
"Wasn't he catatonic?"
"You mean he didn't move a muscle for 8 hours?"
"Shut the fuck up."

by Mel_Skizzer June 9, 2012

skazze

insult meaning the lowest form or rank an object, person or place can be

e.g "Melbourne storm were the skaziest team of 2010 in the nrl as they finished last on the nrl ladder" or "taleb's a huge skazze"

by sol109 October 19, 2010

Slazzershotted

(adj.) Takes "slizzard" to the next level. When one is slazzershotted, they are beyond turnt, fucked up, sauced, and any other word to describe being heavily intoxicated. Featured at an epic Bristol CT party entitled OGFS (Operation Get Fucking Slazzershotted)

"Dude, how was that banger you were at on Friday?" "Brah I got so fucking slazzershotted I couldn't think straight"

by DDZ March 2, 2014