Smangxiety

Giddy nervousness or angst in the face of possible or desired smanging

Omg, I have so much smangxiety about hooking up with Jay Veetee!

Smangxiety by BostonClem May 14, 2011

Shanxiety 

when you need to shit so bad but you'r really scared to because people are in the bathroom. People will then see you go into the bathroom and come out with a horrific ABSOLUTELY FUCKING FOUL stench following you, for the first 4 meters out of the stall you just SHAT in.

"i physically and emotionally cant go and lay a shit in the toilet bowl. i have Shanxiety.'

Shanxiety by WISDOM LORD October 20, 2022

sodanxiety 

the moment of hesitation after you pay, but before the machine deposits the beverage

My sodanxiety overwhelmed me and i pushed the coin return button.

sodanxiety by 72degreejuggler February 4, 2010

skankety wankety 

when a bitch is just too nasty to risk screwing, but you will still FAP with her in mind. For example: Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, Amy Winehouse....

man yesterday this "skankety wankety" was just so damn nasty.

skankety wankety by McClusterfuck May 16, 2010

skankitydankity 

1. When a girls ph balance is off and her hoodrat and ratchet factor is off they become skankitydankity
2. When your tongue cant dance on the kitty, somethings wrong.

Paige is f**** skankitydankity.

skankitydankity by Jenasyde December 10, 2020

sangxiety 

Emotional distress suffered either from:
(1) Wondering if your musical vocalizations are/were/will be satisfactory to your audience, or
(2) Having to agonizingly listen to horrifically-awful vocalizations dispensed by someone who did NOT experience much if any of da caring/concerned feelings described in Example #1!

In da humorous "face da music" article in an old issue of "Readers Digest", said article's author opines dat a juvenile-court judge's forcing a habitually-delinquent teen to suffer da sangxiety of hearing his mom sing "America the Beautiful" on da court karaoke would be a much-more-effectively-unpleasant punishment --- and a far greater deterrant of future crime --- than da standard penalties of jail time, community service, etc.

sangxiety by QuacksO April 29, 2022

Snapxiety 

The feeling of nervousness and anticipation you get when you see the notification that someone is typing a message to you on Snapchat, especially if it's from someone you don't often communicate with.

"Dude, it says Morgan is typing, she like, NEVER messages me, I've got some real bad snapxiety from this."

Snapxiety by ToastonBeans April 12, 2023