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skankaroni

A tantalizing pub dish best served in the wee morning hours. Upon spending a foggy evening indulging in your favorite scotch, draft, or brew; skankaroni is the only meal a man needs to sate his drunken lust for coitus.

In an empirical sense, skankaroni is defined as sexual congress with an "attractive" female with gregariously skanky sexual proclivities. Skankaroni, alludes to the quick and convenient meal, Kraft macaroni and cheese. It's cinch score that any man worth his mettle can master.
Coke & Captain Morgan Douche: *Pelvic thrusting* Hurry up! Let's hit up The Scottsdale Bar tonight. Word on the street is the skankaroni there is buffet ready!

Monster & Grey Goose Douche: *Sculpts blowout* Hell yes! The Scottsdale Bar is featuring DJ Wiiesto tonight. Hey... What the hell is "skankaroni"?

RedBull & Patron Douche: *Shaving chest* What! Bro'nie Madoff you haven't heard of skankaroni? It's possibly the best way to hook up! Just spit some game in a club skank's ear and she'll give it up easy... like Kraft Easy Mac!!! Get plate son! You dining on skankaroni and cheese tonight!
by Define Me! November 30, 2009
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skankazoid

a ridiculous slut with ho tendencies; slutty villian out to steal womens men; a flat out freak!
A chick who is straight raunchy, always out to "get hers."

Ex.(words from a skankazoid)"{OOO who is that fine ass dude.... I'm taking his ass home tonight so he can tie me up and f*ck me."
by Kimmy C. = ) February 7, 2008
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Skankatize

A couple hoes and/or thots walk into a room with you and your boys

Hence *the room has just been skankatized*
Me: “Hey bro this is dope chillin with the boys tonight”
Friend: “Yea man a boys night for sure”
*a couple skanks walk in*

Me: “Awe man this room just got skankatized”
by TheBoysss November 13, 2021
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Skankahontas

Similar to the Disney classic beauty of all minks, explains a girl who only cares about blowing her way threw the various peer groups in society to not better herself but be just like the pure pro she is. Only cares about personal stimulation and gratification on her sensual gooby region.
Ex- Skankahontas

Can include- similar to Sharon Stone wannabees, and or the fake girls from reality TV
by Patty Miller 87 January 27, 2009
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Skankapotomus

Noun used to describe an overweight slutty girl. These girls generally have pretty faces ,but more than the recommended amount of muffin top. Also know as Torrid girls, these girls can be mistaken for pretty while one is hammered. These are known as a "Chubby Chaser's Dream". Much of the time, a skankapotmomus wears loose clothing so one could only notice her massive breasts while hiding their 20 pounds of excess heft. These women are shady and sneaky about their extra lard. Approach with caution and these nuclear bombs will not go off on you. Waking up next to a skankapotomus is like waking up next to a tranny. Fool arounf with caution. Or a girl who is overweight but wears clothes for someone of a smaller staure.
Hey Bill that skankapotomus is perfect for you. YOU CHUBBY CHASER!
by theNAKEDtruth November 1, 2010
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Skankafriend

The town skank... Always sleeps with the majority of the males in a group, or several groups. Everyone knows it, and they don't try to hide it, as they've lost their dignity and pride years ago in the bathroom stall of a 24 hr Burger King after leaving a dingy after hours.

Often frowned upon by the girls in the groups as they know their boyfriends have slept with the Skankafriend at one time or another.

Usually found wearing leopard print shirts, which they have turned into a dress, and above the knee "hooker boots" also known as "CFM's"
"Yo I get first dibs on your skankafriend Lisa tonight, last week I got the sloppy seconds and it wasn't pretty"
by jamie and jill July 27, 2009
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skankinator

A chick who makes skanks wish they hadn't skanked in her territory. A genuine hot chick that skanks secretly want to be but can't so they just try to copy the hot chick or take over her life. Which of course, they fail miserably at because originality always wins.
Skanks don't wanna mess with a Skankinator. It's suicidal.
by tigoldbitties February 3, 2010
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