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skating on thin ice

To be in the unfavourable position of one step away from a downward spiral of none-too-well-liked happenings to yourself. See also red lining
Bob was skating on thin ice with his boss. He'd wrecked the guy's car, slept with his wife, ended his marriage and beat up his son. When the boss caught him photocopying his face, he was sooo fired.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 20, 2004
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Synchronized Skating

A very up and coming popular figure skating sport. Teams from all over the world compete against each other. 12-20 members of each team have a program in which they compete the hardest moves for the highest points.
The world synchronized skating USA teams are Miami University and the Haydenettes. Miami University ended the Haydenettes winning streak in the 2005-2006 season even though they were ripped off in the 2004-2005 season.
by harryjeebuspotter July 19, 2006
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arse skating

When a man slides his penis up and down his partner's arse crack, gliding as though on ice.

Sometimes lubrication helps.
"Ahh man I was arse skating Andrea last night and jizz'd all up her back"
by Kittyburbank July 11, 2014
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skatting

To sing with no words. An old form of singing popular in the early part of the 20th century.
Also related to stoke symptoms effecting the face.
Bee bop balooda.... Shoop shoop dee shoop... and so on and so forth.

The left side of his face spontaniously started skatting...
by Misspelled May 15, 2007
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skating

Naval slang, getting out of work, lollygagging
"Man, I skated on that last job"
by Al Brown March 25, 2005
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Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Possibly the most unfortunate and gayest name EVER
Peasant 1 - Why Good Day Mayor Pussyface

Mayor Pussyface - Good day commoner

Peasant 2 - My, my, dont you have a terribly unfortunate name Mayor Fanny Gaylord Bumhead Pussyface of Shaftingtonsville

Mayor Pussyface - Why indeed i do, thank you for bringing this to my attention
by Mr Connor October 1, 2007
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investi-skating

The act of driving or skating around unknown areas of a town looking for an epic ass spot to skate.

usually ends in dissapointment and loss of money for gas. but, sometimes you hit a gold mine
"Me and steven went investi-skating at those new apartment complexes yesterday"
"anything good?"
"nope, just 3 2 stairs"
by kevin's nuts March 14, 2010
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