Siv

A Nordic name, meaning wife, bride or kinship.
In Norse mythology Siv (or Sif) was the goddess of fertility and agriculture, and married to Thor.
One time Loke (Aasgard's infamous troublemaker) cut of all her hair while she was sleeping. Thor was pissed and forced Loke to get Siv some new hair - made of gold. Loke went to the dwarves, who made Siv a beautiful new hair, made of pure gold, but magically attaching to her head and acting like real hair, making her the most awesome blonde ever!

Also in real life, Siv's are the most awesome girls on earth - naturally blonde, smoking hot with the body of a true goddess! Flirty, but sofisticated.
She's also very independent, extremely intelligent and she has a great sense of humour. Not to mention that she has an exellent taste in music, movies and literature.
Did I mention that she is superintelligent and hot?
OMG Siv, you are so awesome!

Siv is the female equivalent of Teckno Viking.
by Fumiki January 12, 2011
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Siv

a chick who loves to get banged...extremely easy to score with her.
Derived from slang term describing a hockey goalie who lets in alot of goals and is easy to score on.
see also Simcoe Siv
Mac - "I got twisted drunk and pounded that bitch last night"
C'lins - "eeeeee, so did i!"
*SLAP* high five in happiness
Mac - "what a fucking siv"
C'lins - "lets get drunk again"
Mac - "indeed"
by NotTheFather123 October 19, 2006
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SIV

Sand In Vagina, when a person is pissed off for no good reason. often used to further agitate the person>
"You goddamn assholes!"
"sounds like someone has a little case of SIV"
"Fuck off i'm pissed of for a damn good reason!"
by Omnipotence October 26, 2004
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sivs

A nother way of saying a teen age girl
My gender is sivs
by Game mode 0 March 24, 2017
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Siv

A synonym for retard or someone who can’t process information at a normal pace
Anthony: Hey man did you hear that Conan Exiles is free on PS plus
Quinten: That game sounds horrible, I don’t wanna download it

Anthony: Dude you’re such a Siv if you don’t wanna download a free game
by Shoesmith April 09, 2019
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SIV

Sand in vagina, this is extremely common in nude beaches.
I couldnt fit it in the hole last night ur mom had too much SIV
by Mohammad Ali March 24, 2007
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Siv

A name that means a king, a person who will rule the world eventually.
People who are named Siv are the ones with the business minds.
Who is the new guy

HIS NAME IS SIV

Oh so he is gonna be succesfull
by Culpri January 14, 2022
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