The act of rapidly masturbating, causing your shaft to turn red; then jizzing on your hand and lubricating your whole shaft with all the jizz, let it marinate in the jizz for awhile, then acquire your target, most likely an asian hooker, then slap her with your red slobster of justice. Be careful, a counter attack created by asian hookers has just been released, further information is not known. Do not perform this attack on black people of any kind.
Ex.1
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
50 Year old pedophile used Red Slobster attack!
8 Year old asian boy used barrier shield!
The barrier shield failed!
Red Slobster is super effective!
8 year old asian boy fainted!
50 year old pedophile wins!
Ex. 2
Abusive Black Man: Eh, Nigga did you just red slobsta mah lil' mama? Please tell me it was legit!
Random: Nah Dawg, dat aint me.
Abusive Black Man: Ah, okay nigga peace.
by Slice Of Russia July 29, 2009
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siobhán means perfection. the ultimate in all qualities!gorgeous, sweet, loving, caring, completely wonderful.
siobhán means perfection. the ultimate in all qualities!gorgeous, sweet, loving, caring, completely wonderful.
"you can't be siobhán! you're not perfect!"
by jamaize November 23, 2004
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Person 1: Hey have u heard about my new girlfriend?
Person 2: O yah siobhan? shes unbelievably beautiful and fun and totally loveable. congrats on that score!
Person 2: O yah siobhan? shes unbelievably beautiful and fun and totally loveable. congrats on that score!
by F13ND December 28, 2005
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To be cool, calm and collected.
To be a woman of intelleguallity.
To be so very janga.
To be the greatest friend there is.
To be teh highest apple anyone can ever wish for.
To be a very beautiful person: gorgeous looks and amazing personality.
To be cool, calm and collected.
To be a woman of intelleguallity.
To be so very janga.
To be the greatest friend there is.
To be teh highest apple anyone can ever wish for.
To be a very beautiful person: gorgeous looks and amazing personality.
Siobhán is my friend. I'm the lucky one.
by Dinky Dinner Pie aka Baby Girl February 9, 2005
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She is the most classiest lady you will see.
If you meet a Siobhan, make sure you don’t lose her.
She is the most classiest lady you will see.
If you meet a Siobhan, make sure you don’t lose her.
by Vonnie93 August 20, 2019
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Guy 1: Just talked to Siobhan, i think im in love with her.
Guy 2: Ah who isnt, but dream on she is way to hard to get.
Guy 2: Ah who isnt, but dream on she is way to hard to get.
by oohhhlalala August 19, 2011
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1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. The most expensive thing on the menu, ostentatiously ordered for its price alone, derived from the combination of the words "steak" and "lobster."
2. One who orders such a thing when taken out.
3. One who brings a date to a restaurant or lounge where such things are routinely ordered.
1. Man, that girl with the big ass fake titties over totally just ordered the slobster.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
2. Man, that slobster hosed me. She ordered the filet mignon and a 50-year-old scotch then went to the bar with someone else.
3. Look at all the fugging slobsters in that sushi lounge.
by andersonvillain November 11, 2009
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