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By looking up this word you are simultaneous as in you learned something new and btw i was the first person to define this
You are very simultaneous when in school said the teacher
by Pboy76 May 21, 2020
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Simultaneously Convertext

Having two conversations while texting the same person
Whenever i simultaneously convertext, I end up getting really confused as to what the hell the other person is referring too.
by Machinarine September 5, 2011
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Simultaneous Zisk

When you and your friend notice an attractive person at the same time and therefore must battle over who gets to introduce them self first. Usually occurs at party, bar, or similar scene where you are trying to pick up a babe (male or female).

Rules of Simultaneous Zisk:

1) When you both see the hottie, make eye contact with the other and yell "Zisk!" at each other. This initiates the game.

2) First person to smack the nearest door hinge wins.

3) Winner gets ten minutes to engage the hottie with no interruptions. Loser may intervene if after the ten minutes the hottie seems uninterested.
"Why are you standing so close the door? You're kind of in the way."

"Sorry I'm expecting Betty and I have to have a good position for Simultaneous Zisk. I just know Jordan is going to try an say he say her first."
by lalaking January 20, 2015
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simultaneous ambidextoral coordination

The act of simultaneously wiping each of one's dual buttholes with each hand, separately, at the same time.
This occurs when one has dual dirty buttholes, two hands, and two pieces of toilet paper (preferably clean) and uses one hand to wipe each of the dirty buttholes (one hand per hole, NO SWITCHING!); one hand wiping in a circular motion, the other in straight lines (front to back or side to side, not both), thus achieving simultaneous ambidextoral coordination.
by Nurse Ratchet February 24, 2023
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simultaneous stripper

An individual that can strip and fuck at the same time.
Bruh that simultaneous stripper fucked me while stripping.
by Jahozy July 21, 2023
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simultaneous YouTube uploads

The feeling of YouTube channels uploading videos at the same time as you've subscribed to at least 500 YouTube channels*, inundating your homepage feed

*compared to that of persons who subscribe to no more than 100 YouTube channels
I swear, every time I log into YouTube, the simultaneous YouTube uploads from my 500+ subscriptions flood my feed, and I can never decide what to watch first!
by Emotional Cruiser September 22, 2025
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The thing you ask your stupid friend to define as a test of intelligence.
"Explain Simultaneous Equations."
"I can't, I'm too stupid."
by HappyCrocodile24 March 27, 2023
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