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simptastic 

When you simp so much it becomes fantastic
OMG YOU ARE Simptastic! I COULD NEVER SIMP FOR THAT MANY PEOPLE
simptastic by Nishi_notfound September 15, 2020

Simplisticated 

It's opposite of complicated. To have something so simple it's to simple.
This evening just got so much more simplisticated now that I have nothing to do.
Simplisticated by DuhBomb December 30, 2009

simplificate 

verb - the action of taking an answered that is simplified and extending the answer to the point of complete and utter obscurity, unreadable by anyone, yet still correct BS
I wanted to copy your answer without getting caught, so I simplificated it! Let's see the bastard catch me now!!
simplificate by beuk March 3, 2008

Sigalistic Infoma 

Sigalistic Infoma is a sexually transmitted disease and is found on male/female genitalia. It grows mushrooms on your mushroom top of your a male. For females it will grow mold on your vaginal clitoris.
Woman: "Ew what's that?!"
Man: "Fuck it looks like you have me sigalistic Infoma you cunt!"
Sigalistic Infoma by farts2010 July 25, 2016

snake-oil simplification

When someone oversimplifies a task in order to get your buy-in. This is something done typically by sales people in order to clinch a sale, or by software management in order to convince developers to assign small estimates to large and complicated tasks
That mgmt slide show was a total snake-oil simplification! When you think about it for a few minutes its clear that providing the functionality described will be a lot more complicated than just plugging component A into server B. Who agreed to the effort estimates on this anyway!?!? We're screwed man, we'll never make this date!

simphisticated 

i like this girl, she's very simphisticated
simphisticated by sillymonkey92 August 22, 2011