nikki: how was pizza?
steve: good mate
nikki: why didn't you ask me to come, i've never been invited to pizza?
steve: do you want to go to pizza next week?
nikki: no i don't want to come to pizza, i don't need your sympavite
steve: good mate
nikki: why didn't you ask me to come, i've never been invited to pizza?
steve: do you want to go to pizza next week?
nikki: no i don't want to come to pizza, i don't need your sympavite
by canaman April 16, 2010
Get the sympavite mug.A guy who will literally do anything to make his homies look stupid in front of his crush/crushes. Typically simpanzees are self conscious lil creatures of nature so they feel the need to put the unwanted attention on someone else. (And they tend to have the name clay)
A couple of homies chillin: (simpanzee see his crush) hey ryan remember that time you did something so stupid that even beetle juice would envy you. Ryan: you simpanzee you only brought that up cause kelly walked by, gosh i HATE being in public places with you.
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An Italian simp. A portmanteau of simp and common Italian surnames, eg Albertelli, Campitelli, Donitelli, etc.
Look at the (semi) bald, rat, dago pizza shop owner licking the floor under that hot chicks shoes for some attention, total simpitelli!
by SheevPalpatine27 March 15, 2023
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Bruh, did you see that simpanzee subscribing to all Angela’s wants and needs as if she were his personal cam model? He’s even paying her rent.
by webbergirl December 7, 2022
Get the Simpanzee mug.Native to the sad and poor upstate town of Kingston, NY, the SIMPANZEE can be found everywhere. Usually jobless, the SIMPANZEE thrives on asking his girlfriend for money in between Fortnite sessions. The occasional shower is too costly, therefore he does without. Having saved up for 20 years, he will now pay $41 for a tattoo that simply states “I’m all in”, to commemorate the recent loss of his car and apartment to staggering scratch-off lottery ticket losses. This is the purest form of the SIMPANZEE in all his glory.
by SIMPANZEE November 29, 2019
Get the SIMPANZEE mug.The acute sickness of simping longterm. A tragic disease that leads to loosing large portions of a man's income, assets, possessions, dignity and self worth to a woman of his desire. This illness often leads to feelings of helplessness, low self-esteem, frustration and anger. Once an extreme infection of this illness has taken over the man's body, mind and spirit, and all resources have been lost, suicides have been known occur, particularly after divorce.
Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.
Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Currently in 2020, 51 North American men commit suicide daily after living with this illness longterm and experiencing a divorce.
Lesbian women who play the masculine role in their relationship are known to be infected with this illness. This is believed to be the major contributing factor behind the reality that domestic violence rates between lesbian couples are the highest of all human couple types.
Your simpinitus is on another level. I can't even be seen hanging around you, these chicks might get the wrong idea about me.
by Great Game J August 3, 2020
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