Simonized

To get fucked over; When a bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves the 7-10.

Bowler throws a perfect shot and leaves a solid 7-10; "You got Simonized"
Initially a new bowling team was fucked over by a no show. The team captain of the no semi-infamous bowling team "The Cougar Slayers" was so angry that night that no amount of beers could cure. It was not until he rolled a perfect shot and left a solid 7-10 split, did his team mate yell out, "you just got Simonized" did he finally break out in laughter and had a great time. The birth of The Cougar Slayers bowling team at Broadway lanes.

by CougarSlayers December 27, 2018

Simonised

Pure shite!

"How did your coupon do at the weekend?"
"Argh, it was simonised"

"How was your meal in the mosset?"
"Simonised"

by Dbhoy February 22, 2019

the simonizer

a legend among legends

simon audley is a massive The Simonizer

by simon audley September 27, 2006

Simonizer

To act like a simon ..... total lack of enginuative skills ..... acts before thinking ..... the Homer Simpson of the human race

Relvis called me a "Simonizer" becuz I was beeing a Simon

by gusto August 7, 2003

semonique

She is the most loyal and real person ever.she is always a truth worthy person. Don’t play with someone like her . She is very pretty and smart.You need a SeMonique

SeMonique is very cute.

by Garbrial watley June 14, 2018

Sonique

1. A Music Player like winamp
2. Some guy who's insanely good at Counter-Strike.

Sonique just stabbed 9 people and pissed off a bunch of people.

by Anon July 7, 2004

Timonique

Timonique a kind strong person. Knows how to make someone smile and feel calm. Only has one person they love and will stick by them. Deep thoughtful eyes and warm smile. Arrogant and strong headed and observing to everyone around. Has big dreams and follow their hearts.

Is Timonique here?

by Merino jacovids November 23, 2021