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Simona

A girl thats, funny, amazing, and supercool. Is a very rare person, being a nerd while being incredibly pretty and cute
Perfect Girlfriend Material!
Dude 1: Woah, who's that girl going in to the game store?

Dude 2: Wow, she's cute! She must be a Simona.
by Grimwood108 June 9, 2011
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Dirty Simona

A Dirty simona is when during sexual intercourse, the female tends to want to be hit with any household item.
“Yo what happened last night? Ya’ll were making so much noise!”
“Bro last night my girl pulled a Dirty Simona”
by Abercrombie and hoe April 19, 2020
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Simona

Simone is a female given name derived from Simon, Hebrew Simeon, meaning "one who hears". It first appears in Iberia from the 10th century, as Jimena, Ximena, feminine eponym of Jimeno (Simeon) II of Pamplona, founder of the Jiménez dynasty. Simone itself is the French spelling.

Simone - pronounced see-MAW-ne - is also the Italian spelling of the male given name, Simon; the Italian feminine form is Simona.

Modernly, it is a female name quite used in Portuguese, both in the South-American and in the European variants.

In Romania the feminine form Simona is widely spread whereas the masculine Simon is very rare.
one who hears simona see-maw-ne
by sinmia June 26, 2009
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Simona

Simona is a beautiful girl, the prettiest actually, who is caring, thoughtful, who is super understanding and will be there for you always, she is friendly and there are unlimited ways to describe, if you find yourself a Simona, then you better love, cause you'll regret it.
Simona is mine
by Yayayyay628 February 12, 2021
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Simonas

a very funny guy, cool to talk to but is obsessed with minecraft. He spends 23 hours out of the 24 playing minecraft with his discord gamer pals every single day.
Person1: i wonder when Simonas is going to come outside
Person2: he won’t come out till he makes his netherite beacon
by GigaChad6969 November 29, 2021
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Simona

Simona is a middle aged lady. She yells for no reason, and doesn't permit nice smells in her class (for risk of an L1)
Simona is annoying.
''oh my gosh ms simona won't shup up''
by Clara Sophie November 28, 2022
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Simona Halep

Romanian tennis player (born 27, November 1991)

That made a really bad decision, by getting a breast-reduction surgery.

Those massive natural boobs, were amazing.

Removing massive boobs with superficial reasons, like back pain, sport enhancement, pornographic looking boobs, life threatening or others.
No way you are going to "Simona Halep" on me!!

I know your back hurts baby, but you can´t "Simona Halep" it.
by ThaMax July 11, 2010
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