Silly Simple

A person (typically a girl) who embodies the image of a dumb blonde. They say stupid things and dress up like sluts to go out to the bar, where they bring no money and get drunk from 3 drinks bought for them by brown guido men. They are typically liberal arts majors.

Girl - "Why do some cars have a third gas pedal?"

Guy - "........ silly simple"

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Guy#1 - "Poor girl didn't bring any money, so I bought her a drink"

Guy#2 - "Dude, she's silly simple as fuck"

by MuttButt December 15, 2011

Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

A sentence said by a western man in a video game.

Stranger:Hey mister!

Man:Who let the simpleton out of the asylum?

by TheGuyBehindTheWords June 11, 2020

sibless

Only child, i.e. without bothers or sisters.
No siblings.

My "sibless" son is sometimes lonely without brothers or sisters.

by George Rouail October 15, 2010

go away or I will replace you with a simple shell script

Shell scripts don't require salaries and don't complain about yesterdays coffee. You should pay more attention to the creative possibilities of shell scripts, especially in relation to human resources.

the sentence shown here is incorrect. The correct form is:

"Go away or I will replace you with a very small shell script".

by another nerd out there... September 17, 2003

Sirblem

When a problem is so sir, that it becomes a sirblem. There’s also the higher form, known as Super Sirblem. Essentially the same thing, it just has even more sir, so the super is added to differentiate.

Example 1: And then I said, “Sir, what’s your sirblem?" And they laughed like sirs.
Example 2: Sir, I don’t see what the super sirblem is.

by PalmFire September 17, 2018

Simplex

Characters of simple design and minimal features, e.g. stick figures and marshmallow people.

Theodd1sout is a thicc simplex boy ain't he?

by vnquishr January 12, 2020

simple as

Term from the North of England, used to denote that actions are easy. Can substitute for "sorted". A contraction of "simple as simple does". Likely originates from the Lancashire area.

"Vote Tory. Simple as." -- Greggs

by Norf Man November 9, 2020