Steering Ears

When someone's ears are so large, they can be held to control head movement during oral sex.

During Eclipse my friend Melanie looked to us and said, "Damn, Kristen Stewart has some steering ears!"

by Undermedicated January 16, 2011

Simmering

The act of leaving someone's friend request on Facebook unanswered: i.e. neither accepting nor rejecting.

"She added me on Facebook, and I'm just letting her simmer there"

"Her friend request is simmering"

"Why have you just left me simmering on Facebook???"

by CJJC March 5, 2013

Simpering simpleton

It is an iconic insult used by our beloved Preminger to express his annoyance
Which we heard him using against nick (one of his 2 henchmen)when he said something completely obvious that angered our little darl

Nick speaking: uhh the Queen

premmy speaking: you simpering simpleton!!!

by CharlESee June 28, 2022

sobeering

verb: the act of trying to sober up by switching to beer from hard liquor.

He had been drinking vodka all day so he started sobeering by drinking Budweiser instead.

by Mikey Genthe July 20, 2016

sheering sheep

when a female with a very large bush, or hairy legs shaves herself at work and tells her guy friends via internet chat

the other day i was talking to my female friend over the internet and she told me she was sheering sheep, it was really awkward.

by vulgarrusso August 5, 2009

Sebring

I shit hole town in north east ohio roughly 1 square mile that makes its income from pizza shops, bars and churches. Has an awful poser music scene and the worst football team ever. Most of the people born there are doomed to dwell there for life and most likely join the volunteer fire department.

Did we just pass Sebring?

by Joe James June 1, 2006

Sobering

something that is so indescribably boring, that it has the ability to strip the alcohol from a human body therefore rendering the person involved completely sober.

"You are utterly SOBERING"

by Kat and Henry November 5, 2005