scheize

Scheiße, die (f.) German for shit...

not spelled scheize or scheisse, i's spelled with a ß u morons...

Scheiße, hold down ALT and press 225, and see what youll get(i can tell you if u want, it's ß, the proper letter for that word)

by Das Uber Soldat January 17, 2005

scheize

A word dumbass people use who are too uneducated to know that it is spelled scheiße.

Scheize!

It's scheiße dumbtard.

by Arce July 15, 2005

Scheizer Noozle

The scheizer noozle is the fine German art form of gently fucking a sleeping or passed out girl in the ass.

We went out for sauer kraut and a few pilsner's but she passed out in the cab on the way home. I had to carry her up two stories to my flat and put her in bed. When undressing her plump milk fed ass I couldn't help but spread those golden german cheeks and give her a good scheizer noozle.

by jrlitterateur May 1, 2020

scheize

Shit in german. Also see "shizer" in this dictionary (though they spelled it wrong)

Sheize, I just stepped in this sheize!

by shazbotus September 2, 2003

scheizer

Dude shitting on a chick and her liking it.

He banged her but she didnt cum till he scheizered on her

by KaiRedJess February 12, 2005

scheizenkrieg

When two people are ahving a fight who are both rubbish at it.

Can be used as a replacement for shit

Derives from the German

Jack and Tom are having a scheizenkrieg

"Oh scheizenkrieg!"

by me1111111111111111111111111111 March 11, 2010

scheizencopter

The word is used to describe the fallout of an event that affects one or more people in a bad way. Can also be used to accuse someone of spreading lies.

You know when a the shit hit's the fan that's bad right. well if nuclear bombs are detonated at altitude they cause more damage than if detonated at ground level as they affect a wider area because they aren't blocked by buildings. Imagine if you dropped shit on a helicopter at altitude.

Origin: German word for Shit "scheizen" or "Scheiße" in the mother tongue and the word Helicopter.

"Hit the fan?!?, it's hit the fucking scheizencopter!!!"

"Dude, stop being shizencopter, she didn't do anything to you"

"Stay away from Ted if you want to keep your job, he's flying the shizencopter"

"Oh dude, this town looks like it's had a visit from the scheizencopter"

"If we aren't careful we'll be going for a ride in the scheizencopter straight to the jobcentre"

"My boss totally threw me into the shizencopter just to save himself"

by Shizensword August 25, 2013